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 WET GECKO: VIERTE SESH - DER GOLEM 18.02.26
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 18-02-2026 20:08
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Anyone in the film., why do we have to live in these eerie slums? Couldn't we have a council flat in Milton Keynes? Arguably a sideways move |
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| Brad |
Posted on 18-02-2026 20:09
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Am I wrong in wanting to rush around with a pair of scissors and cut off all the long feathers in everyone's hats? I think they are compensating for something. . .  Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo! |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 18-02-2026 20:09
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I’m assuming “Grease” is the word |
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| Paula |
Posted on 18-02-2026 20:09
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I've traced one part of my family to 1540's Germany. Please tell me, they didn't all look like this???
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| Brad |
Posted on 18-02-2026 20:09
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The last word is Bibble.
. . Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo! |
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 18-02-2026 20:09
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I’ll bet M1 has got something unusual in a cupboard. I did find a couple of bottles of pink champagne under the stairs. And here's me with a weird coloured prosecco in the fridge... Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 18-02-2026 20:09
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I've traced one part of my family to 1540's Germany. Please tell me, they didn't all look like this??? How influential were they? |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 18-02-2026 20:10
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The assistant looks permanently surprised. May just be due to overtight tights |
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| Brad |
Posted on 18-02-2026 20:10
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Celestial Bodies???? Is that a Jenna Stannis reference?
. . Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo! |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 18-02-2026 20:11
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“Necromancy: The Art of Bringing the Dead to Life – A Guide for Creating Library Assistants in The Potteries”
Edited by M1795537OCVirn on 18-02-2026 20:13 |
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 18-02-2026 20:11
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I've traced one part of my family to 1540's Germany. Please tell me, they didn't all look like this??? No. Really they're much uglier. Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Paula |
Posted on 18-02-2026 20:11
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I've traced one part of my family to 1540's Germany. Please tell me, they didn't all look like this??? How influential were they? Peasant, peasant, peasant, poxy peasant, and influential peasant, I believe. I come from a strong line of peasants. Resist the Host
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| Brad |
Posted on 18-02-2026 20:11
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The assistant looks permanently surprised. May just be due to overtight tights He's only here because he failed his Richard the Third audition. . . Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo! |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 18-02-2026 20:11
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“I’ll wear my special Necromancy hat – a birthday gift from Necromancy Nancy!” |
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| Brad |
Posted on 18-02-2026 20:11
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How to defend your Golem against a man with a pointed stick
. . Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo! |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 18-02-2026 20:12
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He’ll set off the smoke detectors |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 18-02-2026 20:12
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Don’t try this at home. Try it at OSP’s home instead. |
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 18-02-2026 20:12
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“Necromancy: The Art of Bringing the Dead to Life – A Guide for Library Assistants in The Potteries” As any fule kno - and Roddy MacDowell - you write the word on a piece of paper, roll it up and put it in his gob. Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Paula |
Posted on 18-02-2026 20:13
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Double, double, toil and trouble, and all that other Macbeth stuff.
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 18-02-2026 20:13
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I think the effects are quite good! |
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 18-02-2026 20:13
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I'll name that word in 5!
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Brad |
Posted on 18-02-2026 20:13
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He awakes with the worst breath of the day. (old American mouthwash commercial)
. . Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo! |
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| Brad |
Posted on 18-02-2026 20:14
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I think the effects are quite good! especially given the era. . . Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo! |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 18-02-2026 20:14
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Your weather forecast for Prague: lightning, with reign of terror |
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| Paula |
Posted on 18-02-2026 20:14
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Did anyone tell the Golem, smoking's bad for one's health.
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| M1795537OCVirn |
Posted on 18-02-2026 20:14
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How to defend your Golem against a man with a pointed stick Did they know about bananas then? "You're not sulking, I hope?"
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 18-02-2026 20:14
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How to defend your Golem against a man with a pointed stick They don't look as if they've seen a piece of fruit let alone wield it in battle. Edited by OneSparePart on 18-02-2026 20:15 Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 18-02-2026 20:14
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I'll name that word in 5! Potty |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 18-02-2026 20:15
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It’s an anagram of ‘Eat a-me’. Something to do with a box of Italian dates |
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| Brad |
Posted on 18-02-2026 20:15
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I shall now call the Golem to life ♫To life, to life, Lachaim.... ♫ Sing it, Tevye! . . Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo! |
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| Paula |
Posted on 18-02-2026 20:15
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How to defend your Golem against a man with a pointed stick Did they know about bananas then? Bananas? Where? Oh, thought I had had it just then. Resist the Host
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 18-02-2026 20:16
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How to defend your Golem against a man with a pointed stick Did they know about bananas then? Bananas? Where? Oh, thought I had had it just then. What's the most influential fresh fruit? |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 18-02-2026 20:16
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Terry Golem’s a bit Benny Hill |
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| Paula |
Posted on 18-02-2026 20:17
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I just realized, the Golem has Zeeona's hair style from Warlord!
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| Brad |
Posted on 18-02-2026 20:17
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That's a great Feat of Clay.... Shamelessly stolen from Terry Pratchett. . . Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo! |
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| M1795537OCVirn |
Posted on 18-02-2026 20:17
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Did he just write 54124?
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 18-02-2026 20:18
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Did he just write 54124? Yes, and don't call me 54124 |
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 18-02-2026 20:18
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Bloody hell. I wonder if Hitler saw this film
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 18-02-2026 20:18
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They’ll soon have the Golem doing the vacuuming in a pinny |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 18-02-2026 20:18
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Bloody hell. I wonder if Hitler saw this film Screenplay credit |
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