in twenty minutes you could be shaking hands with an exomorph.

No, that was Ripley.

Nice close up of Orac.
Avon must have tampered with it again, there are more of those pastel coloured tubes in it!

Who is that fool in the evacuation tunnel?

Our fearless leader.

Ronald Lacey also turned up as an old friend of Siegfried's and got him leglessly drunk when Siegfried was just applying for a posh job at the turf. Beware old friends!

I bet Orac thought, Blake’s been drinking I can smell his breath
And hi lurena

I always thought his portrayal of the little rat-faced Nazi in Indiana Jones was outstanding. He gets his due in the end though...

I always thought his portrayal of the little rat-faced Nazi in Indiana Jones was outstanding. He gets his due in the end though...

Sometimes in B7 they use phrases or words that can't mean much to the people of the 2nd calendar...like pickle barrel

Oops, there is a fool in the evacuation tunnel, an idiot!
I hope they don't mean one of our heroes.

I always thought his portrayal of the little rat-faced Nazi in Indiana Jones was outstanding. He gets his due in the end though...

Or 'Lord Jeffery Ashley' and 'Indian blankets'. We get it but it's not quite cricket in the Second Calendar I expect.

A pity that Avon Tyres don't have a mascot like Michelin.

Yes, the mascot could be wearing a nice dark blue leather suit with plenty of studs. I hear the leather is butter soft, or so I've been told....

No, they don't mean one of our heroes. They just mean Blake.

It's a misquote. The real life historical figure was Colonel Geoffrey Ashcroft. And he did exactly what Blake claims he did.

Here come the Hex vision virus
Langstoms virus

And it going to be recorded with a very old-fashioned camera. Just switched on by Doctor Wiler.

It just occurred to me that Doctor Wiler endangered himself by leaving his beard outside his mask!

before proceeding to examine the internal organs, I shall take off my mask.