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UK Rewatch - D7 Assassin
trevor travis
The episode: Derek Seven – Assassin (Carry On Killing Piri)
The date: Tuesday, November 15th, 2022
The time: 7.45pm UK time

A reminder of the Season Derek drinking game, with one special addition for this episode:

Here’s the number of sips/swigs per each of these:
Avon is knocked unconscious 1
A scientist dies (per scientist) 5
A member of the main cast wears the same costume as last week (per costume) 2
There’s the sequence (or part of the sequence) of Scorpio landing / taking off at Xenon Base 3
Vila drinks something red (per scene) 10
Tarrant falls in love 5
Soolin shoots someone (per person) 5
Slave says “sorry” (each mention) 1
Each mention of “Sleer” 2
Avon laughs manically and/or smiles inappropriately 5
There’s a downbeat ending in sharp contrast to the jangly end theme 10
The final shot of the episode includes Paul Darrow 3
A member of the main cast is killed or stunned (per cast member) 1 bottle of wine / 1 can of beer
Caroline Holdaway is terrible in a scene 8

Back to the episode, and Avon comes up with a plan so bad that Blake would have been proud of it, and then he and Tarrant proceed to see which one can act more stupidly. Also, shock, horror, no scientists were harmed in the making of this episode. Or does the First Doctor count, since he dies in this episode? And ladies, get those Vems ready, because there’s a slave auction coming up which may involve a certain computer expert. But, more than anything, this is an episode that is all about our favourite female gunslinger. The episode title even makes two references to her bottom.

Episode in a word: Assassin (yup an episode which does exactly what it says on the tin).
Character to cheer: Soolin. Definitely Soolin. In this episode, she is looking lovely (hooray!), slaps Piri (hooray!), works out the plot (hooray!), saves Avon's life (hooray!), kills Piri (a huge HOORAY!!!) and has the last word (hooray!).
Character to boo: Piri. No further explanation necessary!
Is Soolin looking lovely this week: See “Character to Cheer”.
Recognisable Face: Richard Hundrall (Neebrox) played the First Doctor in The Five Doctors in 1983. His casting seems to have come about after JNT saw him in this and decided he could pull off being William Hartnell.
Best exchange: “TARRANT: “Domo the ninth?” VILA: “Son of Domo the Eighth, presumably.”

Blake's 7 will return in “Carry Up The Quarry Yet Again.”
Vote Og.
 
Brad
I really don't mean to be picky here.
For the plot just could not be trickier.
As Tarrant's rejected the truth is detected,
But why are The Doctor and Vicki here?

i.imgur.com/oXiVsTc.jpg

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Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo!
 
Hugbot
To take care of the obligatory RD reference:

i.imgur.com/GYz4Kd9.jpg
 
Hugbot
Those of our ladies who fancy the fake Cancer might also want to check out Star Maidens where he is showing off his body:

i.imgur.com/ZBl1qR1.png
 
Hugbot
And speaking of Revenge of the Surfboarding etc.: Several years before B7, li'l Hugbot (aged 12) already used the 'genius' doll plot in one of his... ummm... 'comic strips'. Stand back in amazement when you see the following cleaned up (*) excerpt from the gripping 6th instalment (Mutiny!) of Star Path:

i.imgur.com/qLiUnTp.jpg

I especially like the straw texture on the doll... Pfft

(*) Yes, the original drawing is even worse!
 
OracVZen
Hi all I'm sorry I can't make it tonight,I feel really rough,feel fluy and got jaw/face/headache I'm going to bed,been awake since 1am,enjoy yourselves tonight.
If I'm awake in bed I might watch.
I plan to live forever,or die trying.
Maximum Power
Seek-locate-destroy.
[img]https://postimg.cc/gallery/yVLnSLW/[img]
 
littlesue

Hugbot wrote: ↑

Those of our ladies who fancy the fake Cancer might also want to check out Star Maidens where he is showing off his body:

i.imgur.com/ZBl1qR1.png


Why had it suddenly got hot in this 'ere hall?
Cold! You don't know the meaning of the word cold!
Cold is when you have ice on the INSIDE of your window!!


Sue's Book Shelf https://www.mediafire.com/folder/z1xg...Zine_Shelf

Rebel Run Video https://youtu.be/8prqS-XZtLo
 
littlesue

OracVZen wrote: ↑

Hi all I'm sorry I can't make it tonight,I feel really rough,feel fluy and got jaw/face/headache I'm going to bed,been awake since 1am,enjoy yourselves tonight.
If I'm awake in bed I might watch.


Sorry to hear that Orac/Zen.
Maybe see you next week?
Cold! You don't know the meaning of the word cold!
Cold is when you have ice on the INSIDE of your window!!


Sue's Book Shelf https://www.mediafire.com/folder/z1xg...Zine_Shelf

Rebel Run Video https://youtu.be/8prqS-XZtLo
 
littlesue
Oh yes, I've done one of these equity release things so I'm ready for the auction this time...now to get my tea, biccies and choccie sorted.
Cold! You don't know the meaning of the word cold!
Cold is when you have ice on the INSIDE of your window!!


Sue's Book Shelf https://www.mediafire.com/folder/z1xg...Zine_Shelf

Rebel Run Video https://youtu.be/8prqS-XZtLo
 
Lorna

OracVZen wrote: ↑

Hi all I'm sorry I can't make it tonight,I feel really rough,feel fluy and got jaw/face/headache I'm going to bed,been awake since 1am,enjoy yourselves tonight.
If I'm awake in bed I might watch.


Oh dear I hope you get better soon!
I look behind me, what do I see? A pair of golden wings seem to be attached to me.
 
trevor travis

littlesue wrote: ↑

Hugbot wrote: ↑

Those of our ladies who fancy the fake Cancer might also want to check out Star Maidens where he is showing off his body:

i.imgur.com/ZBl1qR1.png


Why had it suddenly got hot in this 'ere hall?


Steady!
Vote Og.
 
trevor travis
Hi fellow Soolin fans, are we all ready for our heroine's finest hour as she kills Piri?
Vote Og.
 
Lorna

trevor travis wrote: ↑

Hi fellow Soolin fans, are we all ready for our heroine's finest hour as she kills Piri?


Yes Soolin is great in this episode!
I look behind me, what do I see? A pair of golden wings seem to be attached to me.
 
littlesue

trevor travis wrote: ↑

Hi fellow Soolin fans, are we all ready for our heroine's finest hour as she kills Piri?


Yay!!!
Cold! You don't know the meaning of the word cold!
Cold is when you have ice on the INSIDE of your window!!


Sue's Book Shelf https://www.mediafire.com/folder/z1xg...Zine_Shelf

Rebel Run Video https://youtu.be/8prqS-XZtLo
 
trevor travis

Hugbot wrote: ↑

To take care of the obligatory RD reference:

i.imgur.com/GYz4Kd9.jpg


Hugbot, thanks for sorting out the obligatory RD reference before we've even started the episode!
Vote Og.
 
Federation HQ
Hello all, sorry missed last week, wife's car had a mysterious fault and drove me away to deal with it (if you'll excuse the pun).

I'm blame a rebel plot against the glorious Federation!
 
Lorna

Federation HQ wrote: ↑

Hello all, sorry missed last week, wife's car had a mysterious fault and drove me away to deal with it (if you'll excuse the pun).

I'm blame a rebel plot against the glorious Federation!


Did you solve the mystery?
I look behind me, what do I see? A pair of golden wings seem to be attached to me.
 
Hugbot
Evening all... or maybe I should better say: Evening, my friends (given this fishy episode). Frown
 
M1795537OCVirn
Hi, all. Sorry to hear you're not at your best Orac v Zen. Get well soon!

Li'l Hugbot clearly had talent. When do we get to see Parts 1 - 5?
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
 
Hugbot

littlesue wrote: ↑

Oh yes, I've done one of these equity release things so I'm ready for the auction this time.

So, are you going to vote for Avon or for fake Cancer (after you now know his hidden qualities)?
 
littlesue

Hugbot wrote: ↑

littlesue wrote: ↑

Oh yes, I've done one of these equity release things so I'm ready for the auction this time.

So, are you going to vote for Avon or for fake Cancer (after you now know his hidden qualities)?


Hmmm.......
Cold! You don't know the meaning of the word cold!
Cold is when you have ice on the INSIDE of your window!!


Sue's Book Shelf https://www.mediafire.com/folder/z1xg...Zine_Shelf

Rebel Run Video https://youtu.be/8prqS-XZtLo
 
Paula
Hello all!
Resist the Host




 
Federation HQ

Lorna wrote: ↑

Federation HQ wrote: ↑

Hello all, sorry missed last week, wife's car had a mysterious fault and drove me away to deal with it (if you'll excuse the pun).

I'm blame a rebel plot against the glorious Federation!


Did you solve the mystery?


Yes... as bizarre as this sounds it needs a certain part which is on back order, that is unavailable... because it's produced in a factory in Wuhan!

Car works but can't go faster than 50mph because it's now in limp mode. Stardrive won't be hitting warp factor then!
 
Lorna
Hi Everyone!!
I look behind me, what do I see? A pair of golden wings seem to be attached to me.
 
Lorna

Federation HQ wrote: ↑

Lorna wrote: ↑

Federation HQ wrote: ↑

Hello all, sorry missed last week, wife's car had a mysterious fault and drove me away to deal with it (if you'll excuse the pun).

I'm blame a rebel plot against the glorious Federation!


Did you solve the mystery?


Yes... as bizarre as this sounds it needs a certain part which is on back order, that is unavailable... because it's produced in a factory in Wuhan!

Car works but can't go faster than 50mph because it's now in limp mode. Stardrive won't be hitting warp factor then!

That is bizarre
I look behind me, what do I see? A pair of golden wings seem to be attached to me.
 
ellen york
Off work today so I can join in the fun.
 
Brad
And the award goes to..... Caroline Holloway*



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*I didn't say what the award was for....

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Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo!
 
littlesue
Nearly forgot to press start after thinking about THAT picture
Cold! You don't know the meaning of the word cold!
Cold is when you have ice on the INSIDE of your window!!


Sue's Book Shelf https://www.mediafire.com/folder/z1xg...Zine_Shelf

Rebel Run Video https://youtu.be/8prqS-XZtLo
 
Federation HQ

Lorna wrote: ↑

Federation HQ wrote: ↑

Lorna wrote: ↑

Federation HQ wrote: ↑

Hello all, sorry missed last week, wife's car had a mysterious fault and drove me away to deal with it (if you'll excuse the pun).

I'm blame a rebel plot against the glorious Federation!


Did you solve the mystery?


Yes... as bizarre as this sounds it needs a certain part which is on back order, that is unavailable... because it's produced in a factory in Wuhan!

Car works but can't go faster than 50mph because it's now in limp mode. Stardrive won't be hitting warp factor then!

That is bizarre


Not even a rare car. Peugeot 308. But I digress... B7 begins!
 
M1795537OCVirn
I'd know that voice anywhere, too!
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
 
OneSparePart
Evening all. The acting we all love to hate appears soon.
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
 
Hugbot

M1795537OCVirn wrote: ↑

Li'l Hugbot clearly had talent. When do we get to see Parts 1 - 5?

Never. While the drawings are bad enough, the whole Star Path saga (all 54 and a half episodes of 4 pages each) also doesn't make any sense at all.
 
Brad
Domo Origato

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Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo!
 
Hugbot
Ah, Avon talking about mmmmoney again! Smile
 
Brad
Avon: Orac, have you been listening? What do you think of all this.
Orac: You're doomed.

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Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo!
 
Federation HQ
Impressive earrings adorning Dayna and Servalan...
 
Hugbot

Brad wrote: ↑

And the award goes to..... Caroline Holloway*



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*I didn't say what the award was for....

Most Understated Death Scene in TV History?
 
Paula

OracVZen wrote: ↑

Hi all I'm sorry I can't make it tonight,I feel really rough,feel fluy and got jaw/face/headache I'm going to bed,been awake since 1am,enjoy yourselves tonight.
If I'm awake in bed I might watch.


Get well soon. Hope you can join us next time.
Resist the Host




 
M1795537OCVirn
Avon's plan might have worked...if Servalan's plan wasn't five steps ahead.
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
 
Brad
♫ It's great to be free, it's great to be free...♫

Oops... wrong group of n'er do wells.

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Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo!
 
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