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 CRUD CLUB SH*TE NIGHT: Plan 9 from Outer Space
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| Brad |
Posted on 07-10-2026 19:45
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I want to see Tor try to climb that ladder glued to the wall next to the door.
. .  Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo! |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 07-10-2026 19:45
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“You sit in the car and do some knitting” I think she could take Tor and Vampira out with a pair of knitting needles. And form a cross with them! |
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| Paula |
Posted on 07-10-2026 19:45
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Tor Johnson acts exactly the same way in every other Ed Wood film he'd done.
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 07-10-2026 19:46
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There’s death in them thar camp slaps of the zombie cop. |
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| Paula |
Posted on 07-10-2026 19:47
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The radio announcer alien- smug mode engaged now!
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 07-10-2026 19:47
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The window cleaners have left their ladder behind again |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 07-10-2026 19:48
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“They learn their meddling at an early age, from watching Scooby Doo” |
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| M1795537OCVirn |
Posted on 07-10-2026 19:48
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it's the wave-particle duality theory!
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 07-10-2026 19:48
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When they talk of earth activity endangering the universe, I think of Klaatu and a brilliant film. Gort baringa!
Edited by OneSparePart on 07-10-2026 19:49 Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 07-10-2026 19:48
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it's the wave-particle duality theory! Dumb it down for us, for Chrissake! |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 07-10-2026 19:49
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When they talj of earth activity endangering the universe, I think of Klaatu and a brilliant film. Gort baringa! My fave is 'They Came from Hjat!'. |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 07-10-2026 19:50
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“You refused to accept us – even when we kept abducting random thick hicks from remote communities across Idaho, still you refused to believe!” |
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 07-10-2026 19:51
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Because of death! Oh death where is your sting? Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Brad |
Posted on 07-10-2026 19:51
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If the Hydrogen bomb explodes the air, why do we still have air?
Edited by Brad on 07-10-2026 19:52 . . Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo! |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 07-10-2026 19:52
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“Your hostile intentions were clear. Firecracker, grenade, bomb, Stoke, M1’s scathing put-downs…” |
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| M1795537OCVirn |
Posted on 07-10-2026 19:52
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Who gave these people acting lessons?
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 07-10-2026 19:52
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Because of death! Oh death where is your sting? Gone solo since he quit the Police |
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| Paula |
Posted on 07-10-2026 19:53
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Who gave these people acting lessons? Lessons? Resist the Host
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| Brad |
Posted on 07-10-2026 19:53
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Can you see or measure an atom Yes, with an electron microscope. . . Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo! |
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| M1795537OCVirn |
Posted on 07-10-2026 19:53
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They do have a religion - the holy cow!
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 07-10-2026 19:53
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His entire planet are re-sitting O-level Physics, by the way |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 07-10-2026 19:54
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Their eyes are already glazing over. Quicker just to shoot him. |
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| Paula |
Posted on 07-10-2026 19:54
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They do have a religion - the holy cow! Oh, so they are in India? Resist the Host
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 07-10-2026 19:54
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Who gave these people acting lessons? If only it was Sooty Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Paula |
Posted on 07-10-2026 19:55
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The Earth is getting a right talking to.
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 07-10-2026 19:55
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“In my land, women leave the senseless violence to the men, so they can do it properly!” |
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| M1795537OCVirn |
Posted on 07-10-2026 19:56
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Does the female alien ever get to join the discussion?
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 07-10-2026 19:56
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“He’s got Mrs Trent! I’d better phone her brother Stokon!” |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 07-10-2026 19:56
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Does the female alien ever get to join the discussion? Once she's made a few sandwiches for the lads. |
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 07-10-2026 19:56
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That alien could bore earth people to death... just like hjat!
Edited by OneSparePart on 07-10-2026 19:57 Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Paula |
Posted on 07-10-2026 19:57
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I bet this Manlove guy was crushed he wasn't nominated for an Academy Award.
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 07-10-2026 19:58
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I bet this Manlove guy was crushed he wasn't nominated for an Academy Award. The bloke announcing his name would've p*ssed himself laughing. |
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| Paula |
Posted on 07-10-2026 19:58
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These cops are funnier than the Keystone Kops!
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| Paula |
Posted on 07-10-2026 19:59
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Your men have felled the big one. What dialogue.
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 07-10-2026 19:59
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That alien could bore earth people to death... just like hjat! I'm now re-imagining Tommy Cooper's entire career... |
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| Brad |
Posted on 07-10-2026 19:59
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Paul Marco, patrolman Kelton, appears in several Ed Wood films playing the same sad sack policeman.
. . Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo! |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 07-10-2026 20:00
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I don’t like the sound of Electrode Ray. He sounds like a nasty piece of work |
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| Brad |
Posted on 07-10-2026 20:00
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Suppose the lieutenant is in that thing. Then when we blow it up, everyone gets a promotion. . . Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo! |
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| Paula |
Posted on 07-10-2026 20:00
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No wonder Earth is always being invaded by aliens from space. We're a bunch of prats.
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 07-10-2026 20:00
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I don't...know how...much...more of....this film...I...can take!
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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