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 CRUD CLUB SH*TE NIGHT: Plan 9 from Outer Space
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 07-10-2026 19:31
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"See if you can hear the drums in San Fernando..." |
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 07-10-2026 19:31
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San fernando? Can you hear the drums?
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 07-10-2026 19:31
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"See if you can hear the drums in San Fernando..." Snap! Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 07-10-2026 19:32
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"See if you can hear the drums in San Fernando..." Snap! Crackle! |
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 07-10-2026 19:32
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Why ARE they dressed like medieval Putins?
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Paula |
Posted on 07-10-2026 19:32
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The actor in the Sir Lancelot get up is really light in the loafers....
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 07-10-2026 19:33
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“We’ve risen three of the dead ones: Nigella Lawson, Dracula and a cop with a billiard ball up his arse.” |
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| M1795537OCVirn |
Posted on 07-10-2026 19:33
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Why is the chap at the desk wearing what looks like a medieval device on his tunic? (Where is TT when you need him??) "You're not sulking, I hope?"
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| Brad |
Posted on 07-10-2026 19:33
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Our ships have been viewed. People are pointing and laughing. . .  Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo! |
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| Brad |
Posted on 07-10-2026 19:34
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I think this guy is related to Dr Smith from Lost in Space.
. . Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo! |
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 07-10-2026 19:34
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Larry grayson in space! Look at the muck in here...
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Paula |
Posted on 07-10-2026 19:34
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The over actors club present this film!
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| Brad |
Posted on 07-10-2026 19:35
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That was Tooo Close Yeah, we almost had some action there for a second. . . Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo! |
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 07-10-2026 19:35
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Why is the chap at the desk wearing what looks like a medieval device on his tunic? (Where is TT when you need him??) He'll explain later. Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 07-10-2026 19:35
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Larry grayson in space! Look at the muck in here... Shut that airlock! |
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| Paula |
Posted on 07-10-2026 19:35
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Oh, a decomposure ray!
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 07-10-2026 19:36
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“I’ll need to take a big ship”. “I think we all will. Probably just nerves” |
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 07-10-2026 19:36
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It seems to be english he's speaking...
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Paula |
Posted on 07-10-2026 19:37
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Really, they had 9 plans and this was the best one?
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 07-10-2026 19:37
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The humans should attack the Big Space Tit in a tit for tat attack. |
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| Brad |
Posted on 07-10-2026 19:37
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Why is the chap at the desk wearing what looks like a medieval device on his tunic? (Where is TT when you need him??) This film had a budget of $60,000. Most of that in the form of donations. I think the chiropractor got in the movie because he put up a few grand. . . Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo! |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 07-10-2026 19:37
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Really, they had 9 plans and this was the best one? 5 was my fave. |
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 07-10-2026 19:37
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What did ed wood think would happen when people watched this film?
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 07-10-2026 19:38
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Another seamless switch between bogus Bela and stellar Bela |
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| Paula |
Posted on 07-10-2026 19:39
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What did ed wood think would happen when people watched this film? They' d all think it was Oscar material. Oscar Mayer Balogna material. Resist the Host
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 07-10-2026 19:39
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The person playing the pilot's wife. I'm betting she became an alcoholic in real life..
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 07-10-2026 19:39
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“It…it…all happened so fast…” |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 07-10-2026 19:40
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Spare ribs, anyone? |
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 07-10-2026 19:40
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And the oscar goes to the skeleton...
Edited by OneSparePart on 07-10-2026 19:41 Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Brad |
Posted on 07-10-2026 19:40
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People who think this is the worst film ever made have never seen Robot Monster (title character in a gorilla suit with a space helmet), The Creeping Terror (a large carpet) or Genghis Khan (big studio blockbuster alas staring John Wayne as the Khan).
. . Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo! |
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| Paula |
Posted on 07-10-2026 19:41
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Don't worry, it's just the skeleton crew
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 07-10-2026 19:41
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“He’ll be all right in a minute. I’ll just dock his leave for the time he’s been unconscious” |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 07-10-2026 19:41
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And the oscar goes to the skeleton... You said skelton |
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| Brad |
Posted on 07-10-2026 19:41
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Don't worry, it's just the skeleton crew 
. . Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo! |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 07-10-2026 19:42
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Yeah. Bloomin’ women. And men had done such a fine job steering the world through the 30s and 40s. |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 07-10-2026 19:43
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“You sit in the car and do some knitting” |
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| Brad |
Posted on 07-10-2026 19:43
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“You sit in the car and do some knitting” I think she could take Tor and Vampira out with a pair of knitting needles. . . Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo! |
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| Paula |
Posted on 07-10-2026 19:44
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The detective was given a prop gun and he's making the most of it.
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 07-10-2026 19:44
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And the oscar goes to the skeleton... You said skelton I was seeing Red... Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 07-10-2026 19:45
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“That pulsing light!” “It must be the Osmonds opening and closing their mouths.” |
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