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 CRUD CLUB SH*TE NIGHT: Plan 9 from Outer Space
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| Brad |
Posted on 07-10-2026 19:18
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Can we get Tor a little help rising from the grave?
. .  Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo! |
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| Paula |
Posted on 07-10-2026 19:18
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C'mom Tor, you can get out of that grave you big fat tub of goo!
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| M1795537OCVirn |
Posted on 07-10-2026 19:19
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Give a man a cloak and he starts thinking he's special.
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 07-10-2026 19:19
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That's a big cemetery she is running through in circles Symmetry's important in a cemetery |
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| Paula |
Posted on 07-10-2026 19:19
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The dark of night in the graveyard, light watching Paula run away.
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 07-10-2026 19:19
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Is that Hoss Cartwright?
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 07-10-2026 19:19
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Give a man a cloak and he starts thinking he's special. Or a children's entertainer |
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| Paula |
Posted on 07-10-2026 19:20
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Is that Hoss Cartwright? On a bad day. Resist the Host
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| Brad |
Posted on 07-10-2026 19:20
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The dark of night in the graveyard, light watching Paula run away. Hoss Cartwright to the rescue. . . Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo! |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 07-10-2026 19:21
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The LAPD send four of their best cops to the scene. Unfortunately, not this scene. |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 07-10-2026 19:21
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Zombie cop hasn’t shifted that billiard ball yet |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 07-10-2026 19:21
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Zombie cop hasn’t shifted that billiard ball yet |
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 07-10-2026 19:21
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Them pair are going to fall over. Neither are looking where they are going.
Edited by OneSparePart on 07-10-2026 19:22 Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Brad |
Posted on 07-10-2026 19:21
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Hey, Bela's back. I hope the Chiropractor is okay.
. . Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo! |
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| Paula |
Posted on 07-10-2026 19:22
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No expense was spared in the interior of the UFO- literally NO expense was spared.
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 07-10-2026 19:22
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What the ladder for? To clean the saucer's upstairs windows? |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 07-10-2026 19:23
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No expense was spared in the interior of the UFO- literally NO expense was spared. You mean 'incurred' rather than 'spared' |
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 07-10-2026 19:23
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Him and that gun!
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Brad |
Posted on 07-10-2026 19:23
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If they turned off 'the electrodes' why is Not Bela still moving?
. . Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo! |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 07-10-2026 19:24
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“What makes you say it was a flying saucer?” “It was a saucer and it was flying. How’m I doin’?” |
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 07-10-2026 19:24
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It was a saucer A flying saucer? NO A FKN CUP AND SAUCER!!!! Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Paula |
Posted on 07-10-2026 19:25
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This is grave business.
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 07-10-2026 19:25
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“You’ll be out of uniform before you know it” “This is no time for sexual advances” |
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 07-10-2026 19:25
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If the police used this as a recruiting film, there'd be a lot of thick cops about in usa land
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Brad |
Posted on 07-10-2026 19:25
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You'll be out of that uniform in no time. You could buy me dinner first, Lieutenant. . . Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo! |
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| Brad |
Posted on 07-10-2026 19:26
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Four cops, not one flashlight..... budget cuts are getting silly.
. . Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo! |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 07-10-2026 19:26
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“I’d like to talk to you about the saucers, unless you’ve too much on your plate. We don’t want any fu-cups”. |
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| Paula |
Posted on 07-10-2026 19:27
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If the police used this as a recruiting film, there'd be a lot of thick cops about in usa land There are a lot of thick cops in the US of A. Resist the Host
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| Brad |
Posted on 07-10-2026 19:27
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Oh, my, two in the same type of uniform! Don't tell Ed Wood
. . Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo! |
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| M1795537OCVirn |
Posted on 07-10-2026 19:27
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So the Pentagon has known about the UFO's since 1957 (or even earlier, since they've been trying to contact them by 'radio)'? What have they been doing about it since?
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 07-10-2026 19:27
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He is 'aving a fag!
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 07-10-2026 19:28
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“At first it was just jumbled noise. We assumed it was a Crud Club rewatch” |
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| Paula |
Posted on 07-10-2026 19:28
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So the Pentagon has known about the UFO's since 1957 (or even earlier, since they've been trying to contact them by 'radio)'? What have they been doing about it since? Keeping it secret and making fun of any witnesses. Resist the Host
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 07-10-2026 19:29
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That alien must have used a dictaphone....
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 07-10-2026 19:29
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The alien clearly recorded his historic message in a spacious bathroom. |
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| Brad |
Posted on 07-10-2026 19:29
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we've heard from the aliens. At first it was just a bunch of jumbled noise... which we turned into this screenplay. . . Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo! |
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| M1795537OCVirn |
Posted on 07-10-2026 19:29
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He is 'aving a fag! This was the olden days: smoking was healthy then. "You're not sulking, I hope?"
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 07-10-2026 19:30
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That alien must have used a dictaphone.... As long as it was his own... But why not use his finger? |
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| Paula |
Posted on 07-10-2026 19:30
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The best line coming up. 'Stupid, stupid, stupid. This 'stuff' writes itself.
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| Paula |
Posted on 07-10-2026 19:31
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That alien must have used a dictaphone.... As long as it was his own... But why not use his finger? 
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