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 UK Rewatch - A12 Deliverance (Tuesday, March 17th)
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| trevor travis |
Posted on 07-03-2026 10:02
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The episode: Albert Twelve – Deliverance (Carry On Lord Avon) The date: Tuesday, March 17th, 2026 The time: 7.45pm UK time In which the local Rent-A-Tribe appear, thus starting a proud tradition of hairy tribesmen in B7; Avon is too busy playing rockets to save Jenna; Travis finds out just how ruthless his boss is; and poor mad Meegat is left alone at the end of the episode after her ‘Lord’ leaves her on the planet. Episode in a word: God. Character to cheer: Travis, who shows a different side to his character, when it comes to Maryatt. Characters to boo: The boys, for totally failing to notice that Jenna hadn’t teleported up, until Cally points it out to them. Maybe because she had experience of being left behind six episodes ago. Honestly, what are they like? Is Soolin looking lovely this week?: Yes. Recognisable Face: Tony Caunter (Ensor The Younger) was Roy Evans in EastEnders, where he married Pat and her earrings, but died from a heart attack. Best exchange: MEEGAT: “All things are known to you [Avon]. You are truly Lord.” VILA: “Counting yourself, that makes two people who think you're wonderful.” Blake's 7 will return in... Carry On By The Seaside Vote Og.
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| intergalactic |
Posted on 14-03-2026 14:00
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Finally the dispute over who is the most ruthless is resolved - Servalan is on top, Travis is only second. It was his mistake to show some compassion for the man who saved his life, and to his family. One might think such ruthlessness in a woman is too exaggerated even by sci-fi standards, if today’s women leaders haven’t made it pale by comparison. Unluckily, it also ends any resemblance between them and Servalan. Avon is provoked into revealing his most intimate dream - to be a Lord, which has come true to some extent. While Avon is busy with his Lord’s duties, and Villa with sobering him by brilliant irony, Gan proves to be the most grown-up of the three - luckily for Jenna, he reminds them why they have come. For horror fans: Some creepy-looking cannibals living in tents, and Jenna nearly ends up as lunch. Shiver in fear, girls - if Jenna was taken for a meal instead of a wife so are you. Which is scarier - you will tell. |
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| Brad |
Posted on 16-03-2026 20:09
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It’s 19:45 Earth Standard Time, and here is the news from Earth Dome One. I am your in-studio reporter, Lee R. Pantsonfire. Our top story tonight, Space Surgeon Maryatt has deserted his post. According to reports from Supreme Command Headquarters, Maryatt has deserted and his current whereabouts are unknown. In other news, though unable to match the speed of Blake’s spacecraft, pursuit ships tracked the Federation’s most wanted to a remote planet inhabited by the road cast of Quest for Fire, and a sad, deranged woman locked all alone inside an underground bunker, delirious to the point of believing she had many imaginary colleagues with her, mumbling incessantly about how the Lord Of Avon would protect her. Scholars from the TT Institute For The Study Of Illogical Phenomena said they cannot explain even later what a river in old calendar England has to do with her plight. These pursuit ships also tracked the launch of a presumably hostile missile from said, unnamed planet, and though a preliminary scan showed no explosives aboard, took the precaution of destroying said missile. Hopefully there was nothing important inside. The planet was host to unusually high doses of radiation. Fortunately, Federation ships always carry an array of decontaminant drugs, as should all deep space exploration ships whose commanders aren’t complete fools. Meanwhile Federation Scientists from the TT Institute For The Study Of Illogical Phenomena, have stated they will also explain how the local tribes folk survived the radiation, though at a later date. Stay tuned for our 20:00 movie, ‘One Million Years BC.’ Edited by Brad on 17-03-2026 05:05 . .  Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo! |
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| Lorna |
Posted on 17-03-2026 11:15
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I wont be with you tonight as it is spring and Garden Club has restarted. Have fun folks. I will miss seeing Avon transform into a god!!
I look behind me, what do I see? A pair of golden wings seem to be attached to me.
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| trevor travis |
Posted on 17-03-2026 15:50
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I wont be with you tonight as it is spring and Garden Club has restarted. Have fun folks. I will miss seeing Avon transform into a god!! Lorna, we'll miss you. PS If a guy called Harrison Chase wants to join Garden Club, just say no. Vote Og.
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| Lorna |
Posted on 17-03-2026 16:14
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I wont be with you tonight as it is spring and Garden Club has restarted. Have fun folks. I will miss seeing Avon transform into a god!! Lorna, we'll miss you. PS If a guy called Harrison Chase wants to join Garden Club, just say no. No I will steer clear of him! I look behind me, what do I see? A pair of golden wings seem to be attached to me.
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| trevor travis |
Posted on 17-03-2026 18:18
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For horror fans: Some creepy-looking cannibals living in tents, and Jenna nearly ends up as lunch. Poor guys. Go on holiday to Cephlon, lose their razors at space customs and everyone assumes they are cannibals. Vote Og.
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| intergalactic |
Posted on 17-03-2026 19:22
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For horror fans: Some creepy-looking cannibals living in tents, and Jenna nearly ends up as lunch. Poor guys. Go on holiday to Cephlon, lose their razors at space customs and everyone assumes they are cannibals. The poor guys may not be cannibals by nature, but by necessity. In her memoirs, Jena shares: "Many men have stared at me before, but never like this. No, it wasn’t the magnitude of the appetite - it was a different kind of appetite for me... My hands trtrtrtremblelele as I type about it..." |
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| littlesue |
Posted on 17-03-2026 19:34
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Just getting ready. Tea, biccies and choccie and THAT jacket, What more could a lady want?
Cold! You don't know the meaning of the word cold! Cold is when you have ice on the INSIDE of your window!! Sue's Book Shelf https://www.mediafire.com/folder/z1xg...Zine_Shelf Rebel Run Video https://youtu.be/8prqS-XZtLo |
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| trevor travis |
Posted on 17-03-2026 19:35
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Just getting ready. Tea, biccies and choccie and THAT jacket, What more could a lady want? Steady! Vote Og.
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| littlesue |
Posted on 17-03-2026 19:41
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Just getting ready. Tea, biccies and choccie and THAT jacket, What more could a lady want? Steady! 
Cold! You don't know the meaning of the word cold! Cold is when you have ice on the INSIDE of your window!! Sue's Book Shelf https://www.mediafire.com/folder/z1xg...Zine_Shelf Rebel Run Video https://youtu.be/8prqS-XZtLo |
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| intergalactic |
Posted on 17-03-2026 19:41
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Hi! And ready. |
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| Paula |
Posted on 17-03-2026 19:41
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Hello everyone. Happy St. Patrick's day, from someone who 'used' to be Irish but Ancestry.com tells me I'm Welsh instead- at the moment!
Resist the Host
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| Brad |
Posted on 17-03-2026 19:42
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Since its St Patrick's day, time for a Guinness. Don't worry, I can lold my Hiquor. EDIT: TT, please note, that's Guinness, not Glynnis. Edited by Brad on 17-03-2026 19:44 . . Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo! |
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 17-03-2026 19:42
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Good Evening to one and all, including TenT!
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Lurena |
Posted on 17-03-2026 19:44
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Hi Everybody!
*No, I am not. I am not expendable, I'm not stupid, and I'm not going.*
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| littlesue |
Posted on 17-03-2026 19:45
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Hi Everybody! Yay Lurena Cold! You don't know the meaning of the word cold! Cold is when you have ice on the INSIDE of your window!! Sue's Book Shelf https://www.mediafire.com/folder/z1xg...Zine_Shelf Rebel Run Video https://youtu.be/8prqS-XZtLo |
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| trevor travis |
Posted on 17-03-2026 19:45
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STARTED! Soolin is looking lovely this week! Vote Og.
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| M1795537OCVirn |
Posted on 17-03-2026 19:45
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Good evening all. I trust you are all feeling up to this marathon of Avon-shipping?
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
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| Brad |
Posted on 17-03-2026 19:45
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Hello everyone. Happy St. Patrick's day, from someone who 'used' to be Irish but Ancestry.com tells me I'm Welsh instead- at the moment! Irish, Welsh, English, Scotts, German (waves at Huggy), Cherokee, and Blackfoot. Edited by Brad on 17-03-2026 19:53 . . Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo! |
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| Lurena |
Posted on 17-03-2026 19:46
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For horror fans: Some creepy-looking cannibals living in tents, and Jenna nearly ends up as lunch. Poor guys. Go on holiday to Cephlon, lose their razors at space customs and everyone assumes they are cannibals. The poor guys may not be cannibals by nature, but by necessity. In her memoirs, Jena shares: "Many men have stared at me before, but never like this. No, it wasn’t the magnitude of the appetite - it was a different kind of appetite for me... My hands trtrtrtremblelele as I type about it..."
*No, I am not. I am not expendable, I'm not stupid, and I'm not going.*
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| Brad |
Posted on 17-03-2026 19:47
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De-liverance. What you hire Surgeon Maryatt for when you want your Liverance removed. . . Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo! |
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| Brad |
Posted on 17-03-2026 19:47
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Servie is wearing the satin bedsheets again.
. . Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo! |
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 17-03-2026 19:48
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Nice to have the 1st fright then...boom!
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Lurena |
Posted on 17-03-2026 19:48
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STARTED! Soolin is looking lovely this week! What about Servalan? Doesn't she look wonderful? (as I am not a man, I can't judge) *No, I am not. I am not expendable, I'm not stupid, and I'm not going.*
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| M1795537OCVirn |
Posted on 17-03-2026 19:48
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Servie is wearing the satin bedsheets again. And looking amazing in them. "You're not sulking, I hope?"
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| littlesue |
Posted on 17-03-2026 19:48
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Hmmm...what button to press?
Cold! You don't know the meaning of the word cold! Cold is when you have ice on the INSIDE of your window!! Sue's Book Shelf https://www.mediafire.com/folder/z1xg...Zine_Shelf Rebel Run Video https://youtu.be/8prqS-XZtLo |
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| Brad |
Posted on 17-03-2026 19:49
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beep beep beep beep beeep What's wrong? Nothing, it's just the microwave. Your pot noodle is done... (Obligatory Red Dwarf Reference). . . Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo! |
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| intergalactic |
Posted on 17-03-2026 19:49
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Is the B7 universe so small, or is it so finely tuned by intelligent design that they are again in the right place at the right moment? |
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| M1795537OCVirn |
Posted on 17-03-2026 19:49
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STARTED! Soolin is looking lovely this week! What about Servalan? Doesn't she look wonderful? (as I am not a man, I can't judge) You read my mind. Yes, of course she is. Women can appreciate other women, especially when they are Servalan. "You're not sulking, I hope?"
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 17-03-2026 19:49
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She needs ironing. Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Brad |
Posted on 17-03-2026 19:50
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Is the B7 universe so small, or is it so finely tuned by intelligent design that they are again in the right place at the right moment? It's the Star Trek TOS trope. Something has happened and Enterprise is the only ship in the sector.... . . Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo! |
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| M1795537OCVirn |
Posted on 17-03-2026 19:51
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She needs ironing. Talk like that could get you arrested. "You're not sulking, I hope?"
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| Brad |
Posted on 17-03-2026 19:52
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Um.... Blake has the fastest ship in the galaxy but can't get to teleport range in time? Well, I guess if he does, bang goes the sub plot. . . Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo! |
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| trevor travis |
Posted on 17-03-2026 19:52
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STARTED! Soolin is looking lovely this week! What about Servalan? Doesn't she look wonderful? (as I am not a man, I can't judge) You read my mind. Yes, of course she is. Women can appreciate other women, especially when they are Servalan. Servie is sexy, but also a complete psycho looney! Vote Og.
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| Paula |
Posted on 17-03-2026 19:52
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It always seems to happen in Betchworth quarry. No alien would land elsewhere!
Resist the Host
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 17-03-2026 19:52
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She needs ironing. Talk like that could get you arrested. I'm in hiding in darkest Stoke. Nobody goes there.... Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Lurena |
Posted on 17-03-2026 19:53
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Servie is wearing the satin bedsheets again. To be correct, it's not satin she's wearing, it is high quality velvet. A French designer's wedding dress. *No, I am not. I am not expendable, I'm not stupid, and I'm not going.*
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| Brad |
Posted on 17-03-2026 19:54
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It always seems to happen in Betchworth quarry. No alien would land elsewhere! At least B7 uses real rocks... unlike ST: TOS . . Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo! |
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| M1795537OCVirn |
Posted on 17-03-2026 19:54
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It always seems to happen in Betchworth quarry. No alien would land elsewhere! And disasters always hit LA (or occasionally Seattle). "You're not sulking, I hope?"
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