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 WET GECKO: VIERTE SESH - DER GOLEM 18.02.26
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| Brad |
Posted on 18-02-2026 19:58
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Do we have a name for the Golem? I propose we call him.... Clay.
. .  Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo! |
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| M1795537OCVirn |
Posted on 18-02-2026 19:58
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I think all these odd buildings were inspired by the 'early maniac' movement on Cygnus Alpha. I think triangular windows would be fun. "You're not sulking, I hope?"
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 18-02-2026 19:58
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Omg they're going to eat the horse!
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Brad |
Posted on 18-02-2026 19:59
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Was this film influential in any way? A fine example of how to pad out and drag out the first act. . . Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo! |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 18-02-2026 19:59
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He could have given the Golem LITERALLY ANY OTHER HAIRSTYLE. Nice mullet or a Mohican |
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| Paula |
Posted on 18-02-2026 19:59
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Is the Golem's first name, Clay by any chance?
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 18-02-2026 20:00
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“I drew up the emperor’s horoscope. The one about a surprise visitor bringing unexpected joy” |
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| Paula |
Posted on 18-02-2026 20:00
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Omg they're going to eat the horse! Pass me a fetlock. Neigh? Resist the Host
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 18-02-2026 20:00
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Coke Zero is served. |
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| Brad |
Posted on 18-02-2026 20:00
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Is the Golem's first name, Clay by any chance? and.... this is why we're married..... great minds think alike.... and so do ours.... . . Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo! |
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 18-02-2026 20:01
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Is the Golem's first name, Clay by any chance? No. It's Terry... Terry Cotta Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Brad |
Posted on 18-02-2026 20:01
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It that the chalice from the palace or the vessel with the pestle?
. . Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo! |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 18-02-2026 20:01
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Influential feather. |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 18-02-2026 20:01
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“Hold this, Rose! I mean, hold this rose!” |
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| Paula |
Posted on 18-02-2026 20:01
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Coke Zero is served. Nothing like drinking out of a flower vase. Resist the Host
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 18-02-2026 20:02
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Not sure about the decision to ‘Build Your Own Golem’. I’d have gone for one from John Lewis with a 12-month warranty |
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| Brad |
Posted on 18-02-2026 20:02
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He could have given the Golem LITERALLY ANY OTHER HAIRSTYLE. Nice mullet or a Mohican Maybe he wants the golem to dust the ceiling. . . Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo! |
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 18-02-2026 20:02
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He looks like a south american inca
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Paula |
Posted on 18-02-2026 20:02
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Is the Golem's first name, Clay by any chance? No. It's Terry... Terry Cotta Brilliant. The award goes to OSP. Resist the Host
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| M1795537OCVirn |
Posted on 18-02-2026 20:03
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Not convinced about the music. Too twinkly. Need a Wurlitzer coming up (throug the trapdoor?) and making some real noise.
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 18-02-2026 20:03
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“I shall secretly reveal a secret secret. Keep your tights tight and your lips tighter!” |
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| Brad |
Posted on 18-02-2026 20:03
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Not sure about the decision to ‘Build Your Own Golem’. I’d have gone for one from John Lewis with a 12-month warranty Kryten: I'd have gone for the Marilyn Monrolem..... Red Dwarf reference sorted. . . Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo! |
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 18-02-2026 20:04
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They've not quite mastered acting in this film....
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| M1795537OCVirn |
Posted on 18-02-2026 20:04
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It that the chalice from the palace or the vessel with the pestle? Now THAT was a good film! "You're not sulking, I hope?"
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 18-02-2026 20:04
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The emperor’s new Botschaft. Do your own jokes. |
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| Paula |
Posted on 18-02-2026 20:04
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Now it looks like the set of Hunchback of Notre Dame
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 18-02-2026 20:04
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It that the chalice from the palace or the vessel with the pestle? Now THAT was a good film! REWATCH! |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 18-02-2026 20:05
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Blimey. Keep your Hans to yourself, mate. |
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 18-02-2026 20:05
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Is the Golem's first name, Clay by any chance? No. It's Terry... Terry Cotta Brilliant. The award goes to OSP. It's only cos I live in the potteries. Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Paula |
Posted on 18-02-2026 20:05
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Am I wrong in wanting to rush around with a pair of scissors and cut off all the long feathers in everyone's hats?
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| Brad |
Posted on 18-02-2026 20:05
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If I were him I'd wear a longer tunic... not for modesty, but so the ladies wouldn't know I could get away with wearing one that short.....
. . Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo! |
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| M1795537OCVirn |
Posted on 18-02-2026 20:05
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The sets are definitely the best bits so far.
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 18-02-2026 20:05
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Is the Golem's first name, Clay by any chance? No. It's Terry... Terry Cotta Brilliant. The award goes to OSP. It's only cos I live in the potteries. Hence the potty mouth |
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| Brad |
Posted on 18-02-2026 20:05
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I've gotten to first base..... and I don't even play baseball....
. . Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo! |
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 18-02-2026 20:05
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It that the chalice from the palace or the vessel with the pestle? Now THAT was a good film! I could do with a drug in a jug Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 18-02-2026 20:06
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Racy for 1920. As opposed to Racey, who had a string of hits in 1978. |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 18-02-2026 20:06
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I’ll bet M1 has got something unusual in a cupboard. |
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| Paula |
Posted on 18-02-2026 20:07
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Anyone in the film., why do we have to live in these eerie slums? Couldn't we have a council flat in Milton Keynes?
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| M1795537OCVirn |
Posted on 18-02-2026 20:07
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I’ll bet M1 has got something unusual in a cupboard. I did find a couple of bottles of pink champagne under the stairs. "You're not sulking, I hope?"
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 18-02-2026 20:08
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Racy for 1920. As opposed to Racey, who had a string of hits in 1978. Not another secret passion! Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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