Happy Saturday, viewers*. Anyone else remembered the rewatch?

*A phrase often used by Dan Allen, when commentating on the all-too human characters and mishaps of his local cricket club. Worth listening to, even if you aren't into cricket. The man has a 'mordant' sense of humour fit for an Egrorian. https://www.youtube.com/@SandersteadCCTV

Totally different opening credits, I wonder why that is? LOL

I might be able to help if I could get my player working. Carry on, I know the general idea anyway. It's cold, and Tarrant is being useless - am I right?

Hello folks, made it at last. I am having serious grief with this total piece of junk computer my dearest got to replace my last one which wouldn't operate properly with newer softwear. And I mean grief. Still sobbing. So tired, frustrated, angry...

I kinda know how our heroes feel.

All well elsewhere?

Hello, Obsidian! OK here, They've left me alone in charge of the base for a whole week. Party!!

Hello everyone, sorry I'm late - I was delayed by the battle of Actium (I am readign a fictional autobiography of the Emperor Augustus). Sorry to hear that the technology is playing up.

Why didn’t Vila rescue Cally first?

I might be able to help if I could get my player working. Carry on, I know the general idea anyway. It's cold, and Tarrant is being useless - am I right?

Computers can be so frustrating. And they don’t listen when you swear at them. What sort of computer is it?

I’m good, thanks, I finally, finally, finally got around to doing spring cleaning (I’ve been trying to get to that for ages) but now I’m doing it, it’s just absolute exhausting. I’ve actually had 2 Nanna naps today. I never do that.

Tarrant was nearer the exit? I can't imagine that, if they were together, he wouldn't have taken Cally.

Hello Anne, glad to hear you have the sense to like the Dereks. Have given up with my player and gone to dailymotion. Where are you up to?

We've been waiting for the new Apples to be released. I wouldn't print my retail tags properly anymore so David rushed out and bought someone's cast-off and it's a total dud. I don't think I've been so upset and angry in years. Have had to struggle with it all through Paris preparations and even now. It's lost so much of my work I can't begin to tell you.

I'd like to be doing Spring cleaning. Worrying, isn't it?

Is Avon sure Cally's dead? What a daft question.

How do you know he was closer to the exit?

Y'now, I can't see any buddleia.

Uh-oh, wrote too soon.

Maybe, just maybe she got sick of being taken over by aliens and went to look for a better job.

We've been waiting for the new Apples to be released. I wouldn't print my retail tags properly anymore so David rushed out and bought someone's cast-off and it's a total dud. I don't think I've been so upset and angry in years. Have had to struggle with it all through Paris preparations and even now. It's lost so much of my work I can't begin to tell you.

I'd like to be doing Spring cleaning. Worrying, isn't it?

Because if Cally was, Vila would probably have rescued her - he likes her better, and she's smaller and lighter.

Perhaps she'd gone to find a toilet?

The whole colour-scheme of series D - greys with coloured accents - is so very eighties.

Despite the grime, this Dorian chap seems awfully charming.