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 45th Anniversary rewatch - C5 The Harvest Of Kairos
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| trevor travis |
Posted on 26-06-2023 15:26
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The episode: Colin Five - Carry On Captain Shad (The Harvest Of Kairos) The date: Tuesday, August 1st, 2023 The time: 7.45pm UK time In which Sid James stars as Jarvik, Barbara Windsor as Servalan, Kenneth Connor as Captain Shad, Kenneth Williams as Avon, Joan Sims as Cally, Charles Hawtrey as Vila, Jim Dale as Tarrant, Valerie Leon as Dayna, Peter Butterworth as Zen and Orac, and Hattie Jacques and Bernard Bresslaw as Boris The Spider. Oooooh, Marton! There's double-entendres aplenty, as all your Carry On favourites travel to the planet Kairos at the time of the Harvest, and Avon shows Cally his big rock! Episode in a word: Smeghead! (Who? Keep on reading! ) Characters to cheer: It’s very hard not to like Jarvik The Caveman, despite him being a bit of a sexist. Or is he? I dunno. Ladies, what do you think? In any case, it’s Servie who has him carrying out her every whim and she also finally gets on the Libby flight deck. She’s great in this, with Jacs really enjoying the chance to camp it up – she plays a big part in making this episode so enjoyable. Character to boo: To quote Dave Lister: “You know what the big joke is? From this particular phase in history we derive the phrase, ‘Beware of Greeks bearing gifts’ when it would be much more logical to derive the phrase, ‘Beware of Trojans, they're complete smegheads’!”. Well, it’s not just the Trojans, because that’s exactly what Tarrant falls for here. I bet it’s the last time Avon allows Tarrant in charge of the Libby for a week’s work experience. Is Soolin looking lovely this week?: Yes. Recognisable Face: Andrew Burt (Jarvik) was the original Jack Sugden in “Emmeradale Farm”. No really – he was! Best line: “But first, there is the question of that degrading and primitive act to which I was subjected in the control room... I should like you to do it again.” Blake's 7 will return in… Carry On Space Thief Vote Og.
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| Hugbot |
Posted on 29-07-2023 13:46
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I wonder what kind of harvest takes place on Kairos... |
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| Brad |
Posted on 29-07-2023 19:50
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 Servalan: Well, to get the obligatory Blackadder reference out of the way, "My Bedroom is Just Upstairs." Jarvik: I know, but I'd rather sing.  Jarvik: ♫ FEELINGS.... Woo woo woo FEELINGS ...♫ Servalan: Oh for the love of... someone just shoot him!  Jarvik: For all my life I'll feel it I wish I'd never met you, girl... cough You'll never come again... cough... feelings... Edited by Brad on 31-07-2023 16:07 . .  Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo! |
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| Hugbot |
Posted on 30-07-2023 06:29
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Jarvik: ♫ FEELINGS.... Woo woo woo FEELINGS ...♫ Servalan: Oh for the love of... someone just shoot him!  After all these decades, the 'accidental' shooting of Jarvik finally makes sense! |
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| NerdyTeenGirl |
Posted on 30-07-2023 11:46
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Brad, that is hilarious.
Don’t be sorry. Be quiet.
The Blake’s 7 section of my blog, where I post fics, art, essays, etcetera. https://thephantomofcygnus.wordpress..../blakes-7/ |
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| trevor travis |
Posted on 31-07-2023 09:53
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Servalan: Well, to get the obligatory Blackadder reference out of the way, "My Bedroom is Just Upstairs." Jarvik: I know, but I'd rather sing. Jarvik: ♫ FEELINGS.... Woo woo woo FEELINGS ...♫ Servalan: Oh for the love of... someone just shoot him! Jarvik: For all my life I'll feel it I wish I'd never met you, girl... cough You'll never come again... cough Brad, that's great! Vote Og.
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| trevor travis |
Posted on 31-07-2023 09:53
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I wonder what kind of harvest takes place on Kairos... Obligatory Hyperdrive reference all sorted! Vote Og.
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| littlesue |
Posted on 01-08-2023 15:31
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I may well be popping in and then out again this evening as The Seaton Tramway in Devon is running its Twilight Tram Service, starting at 6pm, the first of the season. They are running their trams up and down the tramway from Seaton to Colyton. You can watch all this via their webcams (I found them via Railcam). There is one set up at the main station (Seaton) then the RIverside Depot and then the Colyford stop (Where they go across the road). I just hope the rain holds off, especially for those who ride in the Boat Tram!! The Trams run every 20 minutes normally. Cold! You don't know the meaning of the word cold! Cold is when you have ice on the INSIDE of your window!! Sue's Book Shelf https://www.mediafire.com/folder/z1xg...Zine_Shelf Rebel Run Video https://youtu.be/8prqS-XZtLo |
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| littlesue |
Posted on 01-08-2023 18:38
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Just getting ready. Tea, biccies and choccie. It looks as though this evening's Twilight Tram run is down to one tram. The single decker red one has just gone upto Colyton to fetch the diners up there. I expect the weather has put most people off.
Cold! You don't know the meaning of the word cold! Cold is when you have ice on the INSIDE of your window!! Sue's Book Shelf https://www.mediafire.com/folder/z1xg...Zine_Shelf Rebel Run Video https://youtu.be/8prqS-XZtLo |
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| Hugbot |
Posted on 01-08-2023 18:39
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Evening all!  Hm, Harvest of Kairos tonight? Not exactly my favourite episode. The Red Shiny Robots of Vortis may have improved it. But at least Dayna has a nice outfit! |
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| Lorna |
Posted on 01-08-2023 18:40
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Evening all! Hm, Harvest of Kairos tonight? Not exactly my favourite episode. The Red Shiny Robots of Vortis may have improved it. But at least Dayna has a nice outfit! However she looks good in anything 🙂 I look behind me, what do I see? A pair of golden wings seem to be attached to me.
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| Hugbot |
Posted on 01-08-2023 18:40
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The single decker red one has just gone upto Colyton to fetch the diners up there. Now I am imagining the Red Shiny Robots of Vortis boarding the red single decker and driving aroung Kairos... |
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| littlesue |
Posted on 01-08-2023 18:41
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Evening all! Hm, Harvest of Kairos tonight? Not exactly my favourite episode. The Red Shiny Robots of Vortis may have improved it. But at least Dayna has a nice outfit! Steady Cold! You don't know the meaning of the word cold! Cold is when you have ice on the INSIDE of your window!! Sue's Book Shelf https://www.mediafire.com/folder/z1xg...Zine_Shelf Rebel Run Video https://youtu.be/8prqS-XZtLo |
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| Paula |
Posted on 01-08-2023 18:41
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Hello all!
Resist the Host
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| M1795537OCVirn |
Posted on 01-08-2023 18:41
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Just getting ready. Tea, biccies and choccie. It looks as though this evening's Twilight Tram run is down to one tram. The single decker red one has just gone upto Colyton to fetch the diners up there. I expect the weather has put most people off. Why are more people watching the Colyford cam rather than the Seaton one? "You're not sulking, I hope?"
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| Hugbot |
Posted on 01-08-2023 18:42
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Evening all! Hm, Harvest of Kairos tonight? Not exactly my favourite episode. The Red Shiny Robots of Vortis may have improved it. But at least Dayna has a nice outfit! However she looks good in anything 🙂 Yes, although I am not very keen on that pink costume from Volcano. Although I think her best costume was the one she wore for a few seconds in Anthoy & Cleopatra... |
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| Lorna |
Posted on 01-08-2023 18:43
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Evening all! Hm, Harvest of Kairos tonight? Not exactly my favourite episode. The Red Shiny Robots of Vortis may have improved it. But at least Dayna has a nice outfit! However she looks good in anything 🙂 Yes, although I am not very keen on that pink costume from Volcano. Although I think her best costume was the one she wore for a few seconds in Anthoy & Cleopatra... Giggle I look behind me, what do I see? A pair of golden wings seem to be attached to me.
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| Paula |
Posted on 01-08-2023 18:43
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Evening all! Hm, Harvest of Kairos tonight? Not exactly my favourite episode. The Red Shiny Robots of Vortis may have improved it. But at least Dayna has a nice outfit! However she looks good in anything 🙂 Yes, although I am not very keen on that pink costume from Volcano. Although I think her best costume was the one she wore for a few seconds in Anthoy & Cleopatra... Glass of water for Mr. Hugbot. He's over-heating! Resist the Host
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| littlesue |
Posted on 01-08-2023 18:43
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Just getting ready. Tea, biccies and choccie. It looks as though this evening's Twilight Tram run is down to one tram. The single decker red one has just gone upto Colyton to fetch the diners up there. I expect the weather has put most people off. Why are more people watching the Colyford cam rather than the Seaton one? That one is fun when someone jumps the lights and the camera flashes! Cold! You don't know the meaning of the word cold! Cold is when you have ice on the INSIDE of your window!! Sue's Book Shelf https://www.mediafire.com/folder/z1xg...Zine_Shelf Rebel Run Video https://youtu.be/8prqS-XZtLo |
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| M1795537OCVirn |
Posted on 01-08-2023 18:43
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Evening all! Hm, Harvest of Kairos tonight? Not exactly my favourite episode. The Red Shiny Robots of Vortis may have improved it. But at least Dayna has a nice outfit! However she looks good in anything 🙂 Yes, although I am not very keen on that pink costume from Volcano. Although I think her best costume was the one she wore for a few seconds in Anthoy & Cleopatra... Servalan's costumes are the best of all of them. Except Dayna's purple tent. "You're not sulking, I hope?"
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| Lurena |
Posted on 01-08-2023 18:44
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Hi Everybody!
*No, I am not. I am not expendable, I'm not stupid, and I'm not going.*
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| OracVZen |
Posted on 01-08-2023 18:44
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Hello hugbot,M179,Paula,littleSue,Lorna
I plan to live forever,or die trying.
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| OracVZen |
Posted on 01-08-2023 18:45
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Hi lurena
I plan to live forever,or die trying.
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| littlesue |
Posted on 01-08-2023 18:45
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Evening all! Hm, Harvest of Kairos tonight? Not exactly my favourite episode. The Red Shiny Robots of Vortis may have improved it. But at least Dayna has a nice outfit! However she looks good in anything 🙂 Yes, although I am not very keen on that pink costume from Volcano. Although I think her best costume was the one she wore for a few seconds in Anthoy & Cleopatra... Glass of water for Mr. Hugbot. He's over-heating! Surely a cold shower is in order? Cold! You don't know the meaning of the word cold! Cold is when you have ice on the INSIDE of your window!! Sue's Book Shelf https://www.mediafire.com/folder/z1xg...Zine_Shelf Rebel Run Video https://youtu.be/8prqS-XZtLo |
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| Brad |
Posted on 01-08-2023 18:46
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It is the late 70's, the height of the Pet Rock craze.... just saying....
. . Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo! |
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| littlesue |
Posted on 01-08-2023 18:46
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Hi Everybody! Yay Lurena Cold! You don't know the meaning of the word cold! Cold is when you have ice on the INSIDE of your window!! Sue's Book Shelf https://www.mediafire.com/folder/z1xg...Zine_Shelf Rebel Run Video https://youtu.be/8prqS-XZtLo |
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| trevor travis |
Posted on 01-08-2023 18:46
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Hi everyone! Soolin is looking lovely this week! Vote Og.
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| OracVZen |
Posted on 01-08-2023 18:46
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Was Cally and Tarrant costume made out of the same material
I plan to live forever,or die trying.
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| M1795537OCVirn |
Posted on 01-08-2023 18:47
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Hello Lurena, OVZ (how are you?), Huggy, Paula, Lorna and anyone else who's joined while I was posting this. Hope you're all well and ready for a fun episode.
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
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| OracVZen |
Posted on 01-08-2023 18:47
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Hello TT,BRAD
I plan to live forever,or die trying.
Maximum Power Seek-locate-destroy. [img]https://postimg.cc/gallery/yVLnSLW/[img] |
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| Lurena |
Posted on 01-08-2023 18:48
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They're talking below decks, madam. Since when will that bother her? *No, I am not. I am not expendable, I'm not stupid, and I'm not going.*
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| Hugbot |
Posted on 01-08-2023 18:48
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I always wonder what went wrong when they filmed this episode as we see the exterior of Space Fleet Command but the interior of Servie's Crocodile Cruiser (which actually makes more sense). Why a construction worker should be aboard either of them is also a mystery. |
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| M1795537OCVirn |
Posted on 01-08-2023 18:48
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Beware when Servalan's smiliing nicely at you!
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
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| trevor travis |
Posted on 01-08-2023 18:48
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Space Command HQ has had a refit!
Vote Og.
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| OracVZen |
Posted on 01-08-2023 18:49
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Hello Lurena, OVZ (how are you?), Huggy, Paula, Lorna and anyone else who's joined while I was posting this. Hope you're all well and ready for a fun episode. I’m ok thank you M179,Been going for walks at work in my break lost over a stone in 2 weeks also salad 4 days a week I plan to live forever,or die trying.
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| littlesue |
Posted on 01-08-2023 18:49
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I always wonder what went wrong when they filmed this episode as we see the exterior of Space Fleet Command but the interior of Servie's Crocodile Cruiser (which actually makes more sense). Why a construction worker should be aboard either of them is also a mystery. TT will explain later...I'm sure Cold! You don't know the meaning of the word cold! Cold is when you have ice on the INSIDE of your window!! Sue's Book Shelf https://www.mediafire.com/folder/z1xg...Zine_Shelf Rebel Run Video https://youtu.be/8prqS-XZtLo |
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| Hugbot |
Posted on 01-08-2023 18:49
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"Earth temperaturs, you said!" "Yes, Vila - Earth temperatures in Antarctica." |
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| trevor travis |
Posted on 01-08-2023 18:49
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Avon and his rock!
Vote Og.
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| OracVZen |
Posted on 01-08-2023 18:50
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Beware when Servalan's smiliing nicely at you! Oh yes, but what a sexy smile,very captivating I plan to live forever,or die trying.
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| Brad |
Posted on 01-08-2023 18:50
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I always wonder what went wrong when they filmed this episode as we see the exterior of Space Fleet Command but the interior of Servie's Crocodile Cruiser (which actually makes more sense). Why a construction worker should be aboard either of them is also a mystery. Someone has to clean out the soup dispensers. Jarvik Lister, at your service. . . Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo! |
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