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CRUD CLUB SH*TE NIGHT: Plan 9 from Outer Space
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| Paula |
Posted on 07-10-2026 18:48
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And Tor Johnson who is a Swedish wrestler, so don't try to even start to try and understand what he is saying.
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| M1795537OCVirn |
Posted on 07-10-2026 18:48
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So few people involved in the making of this c**p were women.
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 07-10-2026 18:48
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Let’s get into it, shall we... Pray silence for Creepy Criswell, speaking from a high-security correctional facility appropriate to the level of threat he poses to the public… Great hairstyle. Him, not you, CB. CB should try that style out. Quiff Richard |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 07-10-2026 18:48
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Bela’s upset. He’s seen the rushes. |
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| Brad |
Posted on 07-10-2026 18:48
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If Edward Wood would, would Edward Woodward? Edward Woodward would not Ed Wood . . Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo! |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 07-10-2026 18:49
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Blimey, the Rubettes have let themselves go |
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| M1795537OCVirn |
Posted on 07-10-2026 18:49
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Well if they will go around opening graves...they deserve all they get.
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 07-10-2026 18:49
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15 to 4!!!???
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Paula |
Posted on 07-10-2026 18:49
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Did they hire the grave diggers off the street?
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| Brad |
Posted on 07-10-2026 18:49
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Bela’s upset. He’s seen the rushes. He's also going to pass away before filming begins. (his appearances are from Ed Wood's 8MM home video) . . Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo! |
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| Paula |
Posted on 07-10-2026 18:50
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I love the shower curtain between the cockpit and seats.
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| Brad |
Posted on 07-10-2026 18:50
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Look at the cockpit set....
. . Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo! |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 07-10-2026 18:50
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“Holy mackerel! It’s a saucepan lid on a fishing line! Hence the mackerel!” |
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| Paula |
Posted on 07-10-2026 18:51
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I sincerely doubt they are going to land at Burbank airport in that crate.
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| Paula |
Posted on 07-10-2026 18:51
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And the great Cadillac hub caps for the UFO's.
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| Brad |
Posted on 07-10-2026 18:51
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The flight number just changed....
. . Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo! |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 07-10-2026 18:51
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It’s Nigella Lawson. |
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| Paula |
Posted on 07-10-2026 18:51
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"Sort of Spooky Like" They don't write dialogue like that anymore.
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| Brad |
Posted on 07-10-2026 18:52
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Night Shift grave diggers.
. . Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo! |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 07-10-2026 18:52
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To dissipate his grief, Bela's on his way to Grab a Granny Night down at the Red Lion |
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| Brad |
Posted on 07-10-2026 18:52
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Vampira, the 1950's Elvira (Cassandra Peterson)
. . Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo! |
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| Brad |
Posted on 07-10-2026 18:53
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That's actually Bella's house.
. . Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo! |
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| Paula |
Posted on 07-10-2026 18:53
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Bella's actual home
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 07-10-2026 18:53
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Is that a Holy TARDIS or has the graveyard got its own outdoor crapper? |
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| M1795537OCVirn |
Posted on 07-10-2026 18:53
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Why are they holding his funeral in the Tardis?
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
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| Paula |
Posted on 07-10-2026 18:54
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I love the tiny crypt. Like a clown car.
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 07-10-2026 18:54
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2 bone idle men! Aaarrrgghhh!
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 07-10-2026 18:54
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It’s the Police, notified via message in a bottle. |
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| Brad |
Posted on 07-10-2026 18:54
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It's a clown mausoleum.
. . Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo! |
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| Paula |
Posted on 07-10-2026 18:54
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And Tor Johnson rushes to the grave site as he hears they have a free buffet.
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 07-10-2026 18:54
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Bella's actual home Really? That is very sad. Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 07-10-2026 18:55
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Don’t like the look of the bloke in the flasher mac |
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| Brad |
Posted on 07-10-2026 18:55
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And Tor Johnson rushes to the grave site as he hears they have a free buffet. A cannibal movie? . . Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo! |
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 07-10-2026 18:55
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Why are they holding his funeral in the Tardis? Who knows.... Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Brad |
Posted on 07-10-2026 18:56
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Why are they holding his funeral in the Tardis? Who knows.... Bigger on the inside. Look how many people come out. . . Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo! |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 07-10-2026 18:56
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Here he is – Paddy O’Furniture |
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 07-10-2026 18:56
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Tor's hat is the best thing so far
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Paula |
Posted on 07-10-2026 18:56
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Love all the tiny grave markers which move at the slightest touch.
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| Brad |
Posted on 07-10-2026 18:57
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Tor Johnson was a Swedish professional wrestler, if the build and the accent weren't a giveaway.
. . Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo! |
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| Paula |
Posted on 07-10-2026 18:57
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Ooh, all the nice wicker furniture.
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