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| trevor travis |
Posted on 27-05-2026 13:00
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Uh-oh, we'll have the outland revenue chasing us! At least I haven't got any little thumbies that they can hurt! Vote Og.
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| ellen york |
Posted on 27-05-2026 22:52
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I assume the hotel has rented out the rooms in our absence and we don't owe for two and a half years of occupancy. We may still owe for the damage to the lawn from the rocket  |
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| Hugbot |
Posted on 28-05-2026 08:24
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I assume the hotel has rented out the rooms in our absence and we don't owe for two and a half years of occupancy. Joe already supplied a script dealing with this topic, which I will turn into an episode one day. Stay tuned! But now for something completely different! |
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| Hugbot |
Posted on 28-05-2026 08:24
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Episode 1034 |
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| trevor travis |
Posted on 28-05-2026 09:10
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Groan! 
Vote Og.
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| M1795537OCVirn |
Posted on 28-05-2026 09:23
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I'll be interested to see how this develops.
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
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| Joe Dredd |
Posted on 29-05-2026 01:15
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Ah, M-Boss. |
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| Hugbot |
Posted on 29-05-2026 06:39
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I'll be interested to see how this develops. Sorry, but it won't develop any further; this was just a one-shot. |
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| Hugbot |
Posted on 29-05-2026 06:39
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Episode 1035 |
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| Brad |
Posted on 29-05-2026 21:11
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Less dramatic, sure, but none more classy... . .  Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo! |
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| Hugbot |
Posted on 30-05-2026 07:31
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Episode 1036 |
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| Joe Dredd |
Posted on 31-05-2026 01:23
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Well, that capps everything. |
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| Lorna |
Posted on 31-05-2026 05:53
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Well, that capps everything.
I look behind me, what do I see? A pair of golden wings seem to be attached to me.
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| Hugbot |
Posted on 31-05-2026 09:27
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Episode 1037 |
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| trevor travis |
Posted on 31-05-2026 09:48
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Did they mistake letters for numbers (even a certain computer expert managed to do that) and read DARROWB7 instead of DARROWBY? Also, can we visit fictional towns now? Although I guess we must have gone to Sunnydale at some point to pick up the Slayer! Vote Og.
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| Joe Dredd |
Posted on 31-05-2026 22:54
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A Land fit for Herriots. can we visit fictional towns now? We'll lose Travisina at Ambridge. |
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| Hugbot |
Posted on 01-06-2026 09:03
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Episode 1038 |
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| trevor travis |
Posted on 01-06-2026 11:09
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Boaty thinks he's Ace Rimmer. What a... twit! Vote Og.
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| trevor travis |
Posted on 01-06-2026 11:10
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A Land fit for Herriots Groan!
Vote Og.
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| littlesue |
Posted on 01-06-2026 12:36
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I blame the white wine...hic! Cold! You don't know the meaning of the word cold! Cold is when you have ice on the INSIDE of your window!! Sue's Book Shelf https://www.mediafire.com/folder/z1xg...Zine_Shelf Rebel Run Video https://youtu.be/8prqS-XZtLo |
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| Brad |
Posted on 01-06-2026 14:36
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Why six sub appendages? I'll ask ambassador Mollari. . . Cockatoo? What Cockatoo? I don't see a Cockatoo! |
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| Lorna |
Posted on 01-06-2026 17:47
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I look behind me, what do I see? A pair of golden wings seem to be attached to me.
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| ellen york |
Posted on 01-06-2026 22:55
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Will we be able to fix poor Boaty or is he stuck with weird appendages? |
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| Hugbot |
Posted on 02-06-2026 07:16
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Will we be able to fix poor Boaty or is he stuck with weird appendages? I've been stuck with these weird appendages for 61 years now, albeit with only five sub-appendages (as my parents didn't rely on AI), and I find them rather convenient! (How would a hugbot fulfill his hugging duties without them?) But as for Boaty, let's see what we can do for him: Episode 1039 |
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| Joe Dredd |
Posted on 02-06-2026 07:27
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"AI always gets hands wrong!" This instalment reminds me of a Dilbert cartoon where Wally confesses he copied most of the code for a new Air Traffic Control program from an old payroll program someone at their office coded years ago. His advice to Dilbert: "Whatever you do, don't fly on payday." |
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| trevor travis |
Posted on 02-06-2026 08:28
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Will we be able to fix poor Boaty or is he stuck with weird appendages? I've been stuck with these weird appendages for 61 years now, albeit with only five sub-appendages (as my parents didn't rely on AI), and I find them rather convenient! (How would a hugbot fulfill his hugging duties without them?) But as for Boaty, let's see what we can do for him: Episode 1039 Just noticed the lettering on Boaty's beanie has changed as well! As for what we can do for Boaty and his strange appendages, to quote a certain computer expert: "have you considered amputation"? Edited by trevor travis on 02-06-2026 09:09 Vote Og.
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| Hugbot |
Posted on 03-06-2026 08:07
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As for what we can do for Boaty and his strange appendages, to quote a certain computer expert: "have you considered amputation"? That reminds me of a hiking holiday in Scotland yonks ago. One of my friends, let's call him Jörn, had a blister on his foot that forces us to pause for a few days at the shores of a loch. Another friend, Lutz, wasn't very sympathetic but instead chanted in best Dalek fashion, "Amputate! Amputate! Amputate!" But Jörn got his own back. A few days later, Lutz developed a strange rash around his neck. Now it was Jörn's turn to chant, "Amputate! Amputate! Amputate!" |
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| Hugbot |
Posted on 03-06-2026 08:07
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And as for amputating Boaty's strange appendages: Episode 1040 |
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| Hugbot |
Posted on 04-06-2026 08:23
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Episode 1041 |
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| trevor travis |
Posted on 04-06-2026 09:49
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Could be for any interplanetary ship - can't see what narrows it down to us PS I'm also thinking of overhauling the medical team and bringing in Doctor Bob, Nurse Piggy and Nurse Janice... Vote Og.
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| Hugbot |
Posted on 05-06-2026 08:08
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Episode 1042 |
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| Hugbot |
Posted on 06-06-2026 07:22
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Episode 1043 |
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| littlesue |
Posted on 06-06-2026 15:56
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I trust they won't be after my Prawn Cocktail Pringles!! Cold! You don't know the meaning of the word cold! Cold is when you have ice on the INSIDE of your window!! Sue's Book Shelf https://www.mediafire.com/folder/z1xg...Zine_Shelf Rebel Run Video https://youtu.be/8prqS-XZtLo |
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| Hugbot |
Posted on 07-06-2026 07:46
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Episode 1044 |
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| Hugbot |
Posted on 08-06-2026 07:49
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Episode 1045 |
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| trevor travis |
Posted on 08-06-2026 18:36
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I've worked where we get a new space pilot. We just head to the nearest parking meteor.
Vote Og.
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| Paula |
Posted on 08-06-2026 19:25
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I've worked where we get a new space pilot. We just head to the nearest parking meteor. Groan. It will be pink asteroids next! Resist the Host
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| Hugbot |
Posted on 09-06-2026 08:09
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Episode 1046 |
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| trevor travis |
Posted on 09-06-2026 12:15
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Don't clone Boaty - one is more than enough!
Vote Og.
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| Hugbot |
Posted on 10-06-2026 07:58
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Episode 1047 |
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