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Thursday 7th May 7.45pm I, Clavdivs ep: Some Justice
AnneArthur

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

Blimey, Agrippina’s a bit am-dram hammy. Who’s the actress – Honey Roast?


She's doing a Mark Antony - were they related?

No, they weren't - daughter of Agrippa and Julia, Augustus's daughter.
Edited by AnneArthur on 07-05-2026 18:56
 
Cygnus Bazza
STILL waiting for those dining-room chairs from Argos
 
OneSparePart

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

“Piso… You know - the bloke who owns that Leaning Tower…”

No that's the leaning tower of pizza
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
 
OneSparePart

AnneArthur wrote:

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

Blimey, Agrippina’s a bit am-dram hammy. Who’s the actress – Honey Roast?


She's doing a Mark Antony - were they related?

Isn't she marcus Agrippa and Julia's daughter?
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
 
Cygnus Bazza

AnneArthur wrote:

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

Blimey, Agrippina’s a bit am-dram hammy. Who’s the actress – Honey Roast?


She's doing a Mark Antony - were they related?

I think so. Granddaughter?
 
M1795537OCVirn
What on earth is wrong with 17?
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
 
Cygnus Bazza
God knows what OSP’s got underneath HER floorboards…
 
OneSparePart

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

OneSparePart wrote:

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

AnneArthur wrote:

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

M1795537OCVirn wrote:

After last night's non-non-B7 rewatch, I'm amazed all three of us are still alive.

Like Robert de Niro, I'm waiting. And talking Italian.



I always thought it was 'dark and Italian' - but I will bow to what is almost certainly your superior knoweldge!

You've got me doubting myself now!

It's talking italian

That's a relief cos I'm usually talking b*ll*x

That's a given
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
 
AnneArthur

OneSparePart wrote:

AnneArthur wrote:

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

Blimey, Agrippina’s a bit am-dram hammy. Who’s the actress – Honey Roast?


She's doing a Mark Antony - were they related?

Isn't she marcus Agrippa and Julia's daughter?


Yes, she is.
 
OneSparePart

M1795537OCVirn wrote:

What on earth is wrong with 17?

Ask no 6
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
 
Cygnus Bazza

M1795537OCVirn wrote:

What on earth is wrong with 17?

Romans thought 17 unlucky cos XVII can be rearranged into VIXI (‘I’ve lived’, i.e. ‘I’m dead’). Someone told me Alitalia planes don’t have a seat 17. Not sure if true. I always sit beside the black box.
 
OneSparePart

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

M1795537OCVirn wrote:

What on earth is wrong with 17?

Romans thought 17 unlucky cos XVII can be rearranged into VIXI (‘I’ve lived’, i.e. ‘I’m dead’). Someone told me Alitalia planes don’t have a seat 17. Not sure if true. I always sit beside the black box.

Wish you'd sit on the wing.
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
 
Cygnus Bazza
“You had a dream, Clig? About a bat? And it left sh*t everywhere? And it drove you crazy? I don’t know – what could it POSSIBLY mean?!”
 
OneSparePart

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

“You had a dream, Clig? About a bat? And it left sh*t everywhere? And it drove you crazy? I don’t know – what could it POSSIBLY mean?!”

Perhaps it was the golden bat...in italian.
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
 
Cygnus Bazza
There’s a Martina? I didn’t think tennis had been invented yet.
 
Cygnus Bazza

OneSparePart wrote:

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

“You had a dream, Clig? About a bat? And it left sh*t everywhere? And it drove you crazy? I don’t know – what could it POSSIBLY mean?!”

Perhaps it was the golden bat...in italian.

Been there. Got the t-shirt. And the mental scars
 
Cygnus Bazza
Tiberius seems to be morphing into Denis Healey.
 
M1795537OCVirn

OneSparePart wrote:

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

“You had a dream, Clig? About a bat? And it left sh*t everywhere? And it drove you crazy? I don’t know – what could it POSSIBLY mean?!”

Perhaps it was the golden bat...in italian.


You have no idea.
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
 
M1795537OCVirn
Come on, Belkov, it's all a game.
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
 
Cygnus Bazza
You can tell a lot about a person from whether ‘Stratford’ instantly conjures up visions of The Bard or a railway station up the *rse end of East London. The latter, for me.
 
OneSparePart

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

There’s a Martina? I didn’t think tennis had been invented yet.

Perhaps they meant a martina bianco (ice and a slice).
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
 
Cygnus Bazza
First the double khazi. Now Stratford Johns. I-spy a theme emerging.
 
AnneArthur

M1795537OCVirn wrote:

What on earth is wrong with 17?


He once missed a number 17 bus.
 
OneSparePart

M1795537OCVirn wrote:

OneSparePart wrote:

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

“You had a dream, Clig? About a bat? And it left sh*t everywhere? And it drove you crazy? I don’t know – what could it POSSIBLY mean?!”

Perhaps it was the golden bat...in italian.


You have no idea.

Not very often, anyway.
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
 
Cygnus Bazza

AnneArthur wrote:

M1795537OCVirn wrote:

What on earth is wrong with 17?


He once missed a number 17 bus.

And had to take a 9 and an 8.
 
M1795537OCVirn

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

Tiberius seems to be morphing into Denis Healey.


I knew he looked familiar.
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
 
Cygnus Bazza

OneSparePart wrote:

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

There’s a Martina? I didn’t think tennis had been invented yet.

Perhaps they meant a martina bianco (ice and a slice).

Yes. Must be that.
 
Cygnus Bazza
“Martina? Running some sort of racquet, no doubt”
 
Cygnus Bazza
Blimey, it’s Nursie.
 
AnneArthur

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

There’s a Martina? I didn’t think tennis had been invented yet.


I think she's historical.
 
AnneArthur

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

“Martina? Running some sort of racquet, no doubt”


Angry
 
OneSparePart
I like how Herod doesn't give Claudius his change.
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
 
Cygnus Bazza
To be fair, having a name like Gnaeus where you don’t pronounce the first letter does make it look like you’re trying to hide something
 
Cygnus Bazza

OneSparePart wrote:

I like how Herod doesn't give Claudius his change.

Reported for racial stereotyping
 
Cygnus Bazza
So Clig doesn’t like anything German. Ironic, given his lifelong sausage fixation.
 
OneSparePart

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

OneSparePart wrote:

I like how Herod doesn't give Claudius his change.

Reported for racial stereotyping

They're still looking into my bullying report.
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
 
Cygnus Bazza
“You can’t marry your sister. Where do you think you are? Egypt? Norfolk?”
 
Cygnus Bazza

OneSparePart wrote:

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

OneSparePart wrote:

I like how Herod doesn't give Claudius his change.

Reported for racial stereotyping

They're still looking into my bullying report.

House of Lords job, that one.
 
OneSparePart

Cygnus Bazza wrote:

To be fair, having a name like Gnaeus where you don’t pronounce the first letter does make it look like you’re trying to hide something

There are 4 letters missing from the start of your name... Grin
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
 
Cygnus Bazza
“I was on the island of Cos. Lettuce consider, for a moment, those salad days… ”
 
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