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 Thursday 9th April 7.45pm I, Clavdivs ep 2
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 06-04-2026 10:21
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The continuing story of the Caesars and the lengths...or the depths... to which they will go to retain or gain power. Everyone is plotting something. The good guys are few and far between. Let's see if we can spot one tonight. https://archive.org/details/i-claudiu...-who-ep-10 Starring: M'in as Livia (the woman most likely to do some poisoning) CB as Augustus (the man most likely to be poisoned) AA as Asinius Pollio, historian (who else?) OSP as a christian, just in front of...oops, inside...the 3rd lion on the left (no royal blood in me but good enough for mr lion) Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 09-04-2026 08:23
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OSP as a christian Can't Bee. It's Bee Cee. Cee Bee |
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| M1795537OCVirn |
Posted on 09-04-2026 09:44
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Your logic is impeccable, Cee Bee, but I'm not sure OSPee is capable of using logic. In any case, wouldn't it be Bee Cee Eee nowadays? "You're not sulking, I hope?"
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 09-04-2026 12:56
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that's the big lie they've been telling you all this time..... yes, of course I forgot A was BBC (before BC). My brain is also BBC and possibly BP (before prehistory). I could be a time travelling christian but I expect you'll find the idea of me being religious less believable than time travel. Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 09-04-2026 14:00
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My brain is also BBC I've always thought of your brain as CBBC, in all honesty. Yours CB-eebies |
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 09-04-2026 17:19
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My brain is also BBC I've always thought of your brain as CBBC, in all honesty. Yours CB-eebies I'm honoured. Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| trevor travis |
Posted on 09-04-2026 18:19
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that's the big lie they've been telling you all this time..... yes, of course I forgot A was BBC (before BC). My brain is also BBC and possibly BP (before prehistory). I could be a time travelling christian but I expect you'll find the idea of me being religious less believable than time travel. I don't believe in God. He would never allowed Voice From The Past to exist, if he did. Vote Og.
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 09-04-2026 18:35
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Salve. Only greeting you one at a time. Makes things more manageable. |
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| M1795537OCVirn |
Posted on 09-04-2026 18:36
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Salvete, sodales. Hope nobody dies in this episode. "You're not sulking, I hope?"
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 09-04-2026 18:38
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Salvete, sodales Sodales as in we've all got sod all better to do |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 09-04-2026 18:39
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Slightly worried what AA may have on her themed dinner plate tonight. Dormice dipped in liquamen, I expect. |
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| AnneArthur |
Posted on 09-04-2026 18:40
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Salvete! Just finishing the first episode here. This is very good! |
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| M1795537OCVirn |
Posted on 09-04-2026 18:41
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Slightly worried what AA may have on her themed dinner plate tonight. Dormice dipped in liquamen, I expect. Where's she getting those dormice, then? "You're not sulking, I hope?"
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| AnneArthur |
Posted on 09-04-2026 18:41
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Slightly worried what AA may have on her themed dinner plate tonight. Dormice dipped in liquamen, I expect. I don't theme my dinner, so I had a very un-Roman Massaman curry. Nice, though. I've now got an equally un-Roman glass of mead and tonic. |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 09-04-2026 18:42
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Slightly worried what AA may have on her themed dinner plate tonight. Dormice dipped in liquamen, I expect. Where's she getting those dormice, then? Door2Door Dormice UK |
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| AnneArthur |
Posted on 09-04-2026 18:42
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Slightly worried what AA may have on her themed dinner plate tonight. Dormice dipped in liquamen, I expect. Where's she getting those dormice, then? I've got a sleeping cat - but she is most certainly not for eating! |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 09-04-2026 18:43
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Are you bonae ire? |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 09-04-2026 18:44
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Has OSP been bumped off? |
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| AnneArthur |
Posted on 09-04-2026 18:44
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And here's Agrippa putting a spoke in Livia's wheel . . . But Tiberius gets to keep his happy marriage a bit longer. |
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 09-04-2026 18:44
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SPQR!
Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| AnneArthur |
Posted on 09-04-2026 18:45
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Are you bonae ire? Good to go here. |
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| M1795537OCVirn |
Posted on 09-04-2026 18:45
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Slightly worried what AA may have on her themed dinner plate tonight. Dormice dipped in liquamen, I expect. Where's she getting those dormice, then? I've got a sleeping cat - but she is most certainly not for eating! Are there any famous Ancient Roman cats? (As opposed to Ancient Egyptian ones, whose god-like status has resulted in the way cats treat humans ever since). "You're not sulking, I hope?"
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 09-04-2026 18:45
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Has OSP been bumped off? Yes Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 09-04-2026 18:46
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Startum? |
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| AnneArthur |
Posted on 09-04-2026 18:46
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Sono pazzi questi Romani? |
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| M1795537OCVirn |
Posted on 09-04-2026 18:47
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People called Romans they go the house!
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 09-04-2026 18:47
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Romans! Always dotting the ‘i’s and crossing the Rubicon |
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 09-04-2026 18:47
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Some Pizza Quickly, Run! Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 09-04-2026 18:48
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Claudius should summon his Gallic slave, Prosthetix |
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| M1795537OCVirn |
Posted on 09-04-2026 18:48
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Can't help feeling we've missed a bit.
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 09-04-2026 18:48
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Wrestling. I hope Oliver Reed doesn’t join them with his dinkle out |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 09-04-2026 18:49
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Who remembers the golden age of TV wrestling? Pater Magnus vs Mick McMarcus |
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 09-04-2026 18:49
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Can't help feeling we've missed a bit. It does take some leaps forward. Agrippa's death is passed by very quickly Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 09-04-2026 18:50
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Next – off to Pontius Pilates class |
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| AnneArthur |
Posted on 09-04-2026 18:50
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Slightly worried what AA may have on her themed dinner plate tonight. Dormice dipped in liquamen, I expect. Where's she getting those dormice, then? I've got a sleeping cat - but she is most certainly not for eating! Are there any famous Ancient Roman cats? (As opposed to Ancient Egyptian ones, whose god-like status has resulted in the way cats treat humans ever since). Not that I can think of. |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 09-04-2026 18:51
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Slightly worried what AA may have on her themed dinner plate tonight. Dormice dipped in liquamen, I expect. Where's she getting those dormice, then? I've got a sleeping cat - but she is most certainly not for eating! Are there any famous Ancient Roman cats? (As opposed to Ancient Egyptian ones, whose god-like status has resulted in the way cats treat humans ever since). Not that I can think of. Catullus |
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| AnneArthur |
Posted on 09-04-2026 18:51
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Some Pizza Quickly, Run!  |
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| M1795537OCVirn |
Posted on 09-04-2026 18:51
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This doesn't look like wrestling at all, not even the ITV kind.
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
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| AnneArthur |
Posted on 09-04-2026 18:52
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Wasn't sure if Tiberius was going to take that as a compliment or not, but he did. |
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| Cygnus Bazza |
Posted on 09-04-2026 18:52
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For proper decadent effect, Julia needs to be working her way through a bowl of Maltesers |
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