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 UK Rewatch - C5 The Harvest Of Kairos
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| trevor travis |
Posted on 05-07-2022 17:43
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The episode: Colin Five - Carry On Captain Shad (The Harvest Of Kairos) The date: Tuesday, August 2nd, 2022 The time: 7.45pm UK time In which Sid James stars as Jarvik, Barbara Windsor as Servalan, Kenneth Connor as Captain Shad, Kenneth Williams as Avon, Joan Sims as Cally, Charles Hawtrey as Vila, Jim Dale as Tarrant, Valerie Leon as Dayna, Peter Butterworth as Zen and Orac, and Hattie Jacques and Bernard Bresslaw as Boris The Spider. Oooooh, Marton! There's double-entendres aplenty, as all your Carry On favourites travel to the planet Kairos at the time of the Harvest, and Avon shows Cally his big rock! Episode in a word: Smeghead! (Who? Keep on reading! ) Characters to cheer: It’s very hard not to like Jarvik The Caveman, despite him being a bit of a sexist. Or is he? I dunno. Ladies, what do you think? In any case, it’s Servie who has him carrying out her every whim and she also finally gets on the Libby flight deck. She’s great in this, with Jacs really enjoying the chance to camp it up – she plays a big part in making this episode so enjoyable. Character to boo: To quote Dave Lister: “You know what the big joke is? From this particular phase in history we derive the phrase, ‘Beware of Greeks bearing gifts’ when it would be much more logical to derive the phrase, ‘Beware of Trojans, they're complete smegheads’!”. Well, it’s not just the Trojans, because that’s exactly what Tarrant falls for here. I bet it’s the last time Avon allows Tarrant in charge of the Libby for a week’s work experience. Is Soolin looking lovely this week?: Yes. Recognisable Face: Andrew Burt (Jarvik) was the original Jack Sugden in “Emmeradale Farm”. No really – he was! Best line: “But first, there is the question of that degrading and primitive act to which I was subjected in the control room... I should like you to do it again.” Blake's 7 will return in… Carry On Space Thief Vote Og.
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| Brad |
Posted on 28-07-2022 15:21
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That Jarvik is clever and proud. He even has our Tarrant cowed. And he wasn't hesitant wooing the President Now he's clad in a funeral shroud.  Modthra |
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| Hugbot |
Posted on 30-07-2022 10:31
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| littlesue |
Posted on 02-08-2022 18:30
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Just getting ready, despite a slightly damp keyboard (yes Mr Huggy, I'm pointing to you). Tea, choccie and biccies almost prepared. But tell me, TT, why was it that, back in the day, whenever the dear old Beeb deigned to mention B7 they either showed a piccie of the Decimas (from the Web ) or a piccie of Boris the spider thingy? These pictures were usually followed by roars of laughter from the audience (although it may have been canned laughter, who knows?) Cold! You don't know the meaning of the word cold! Cold is when you have ice on the INSIDE of your window!! Sue's Book Shelf https://www.mediafire.com/folder/z1xg...Zine_Shelf Sue's Stories sues stories https://sjlittle.webs.com Rebel Run Video https://youtu.be/8prqS-XZtLo |
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| Hugbot |
Posted on 02-08-2022 18:36
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Evening all!  Just getting ready, despite a slightly damp keyboard (yes Mr Huggy, I'm pointing to you). Hooray! Mission accomplished!  |
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| Lorna |
Posted on 02-08-2022 18:38
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Hi Everyone
I look behind me, what do I see? A pair of golden wings seem to be attached to me.
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| littlesue |
Posted on 02-08-2022 18:38
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Evening all! Just getting ready, despite a slightly damp keyboard (yes Mr Huggy, I'm pointing to you). Hooray! Mission accomplished! Grrrrr 
Cold! You don't know the meaning of the word cold! Cold is when you have ice on the INSIDE of your window!! Sue's Book Shelf https://www.mediafire.com/folder/z1xg...Zine_Shelf Sue's Stories sues stories https://sjlittle.webs.com Rebel Run Video https://youtu.be/8prqS-XZtLo |
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| Brad |
Posted on 02-08-2022 18:39
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Hi Everyone Hello, Lorna. Modthra |
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 02-08-2022 18:39
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Just getting ready, despite a slightly damp keyboard (yes Mr Huggy, I'm pointing to you). Tea, choccie and biccies almost prepared. But tell me, TT, why was it that, back in the day, whenever the dear old Beeb deigned to mention B7 they either showed a piccie of the Decimas (from the Web ) or a piccie of Boris the spider thingy? These pictures were usually followed by roars of laughter from the audience (although it may have been canned laughter, who knows?) Nobody thought SF was serious drama for years Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Brad |
Posted on 02-08-2022 18:41
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Just getting ready, despite a slightly damp keyboard (yes Mr Huggy, I'm pointing to you). Tea, choccie and biccies almost prepared. But tell me, TT, why was it that, back in the day, whenever the dear old Beeb deigned to mention B7 they either showed a piccie of the Decimas (from the Web ) or a piccie of Boris the spider thingy? These pictures were usually followed by roars of laughter from the audience (although it may have been canned laughter, who knows?) Nobody thought SF was serious drama for years Quite right. It would take Babylon 5 and Farscape to change that attitude. Two series, incidentally, that were heavily influenced by B7. Modthra |
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| Paula |
Posted on 02-08-2022 18:43
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Hello all. Jarvik and the spider tonight. Oh, good.
Resist the Host
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| littlesue |
Posted on 02-08-2022 18:44
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Just getting ready, despite a slightly damp keyboard (yes Mr Huggy, I'm pointing to you). Tea, choccie and biccies almost prepared. But tell me, TT, why was it that, back in the day, whenever the dear old Beeb deigned to mention B7 they either showed a piccie of the Decimas (from the Web ) or a piccie of Boris the spider thingy? These pictures were usually followed by roars of laughter from Hthe audience (although it may have been canned laughter, who knows?) Nobody thought SF was serious drama for years Quite right. It would take Babylon 5 and Farscape to change that attitude. Two series, incidentally, that were heavily influenced by B7. Yesterday on Breakfast Tv they were talking about Nichelle Nichols and how she had the first interracial kiss with William Shatner. All of the people on the couches were laughing at the piece of film they showed, completely unaware that at the time of ST the Hays Code was still in force!!!! Edited by littlesue on 02-08-2022 18:45 Cold! You don't know the meaning of the word cold! Cold is when you have ice on the INSIDE of your window!! Sue's Book Shelf https://www.mediafire.com/folder/z1xg...Zine_Shelf Sue's Stories sues stories https://sjlittle.webs.com Rebel Run Video https://youtu.be/8prqS-XZtLo |
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| Brad |
Posted on 02-08-2022 18:44
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Hello all. Jarvik and the spider tonight. Oh, good. Can't help but wonder what the other construction grades thought of Jarvik What a guy! or Pompous, know it all git? Modthra |
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| Lorna |
Posted on 02-08-2022 18:45
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Hello all. Jarvik and the spider tonight. Oh, good. Are you saying that Jarvik are compatible? I look behind me, what do I see? A pair of golden wings seem to be attached to me.
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| Lorna |
Posted on 02-08-2022 18:45
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Hello all. Jarvik and the spider tonight. Oh, good. Can't help but wonder what the other construction grades thought of Jarvik What a guy! or Pompous, know it all git? I go for the pompous!! I look behind me, what do I see? A pair of golden wings seem to be attached to me.
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| Paula |
Posted on 02-08-2022 18:46
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Hello all. Jarvik and the spider tonight. Oh, good. Are you saying that Jarvik are compatible? No, just from the sublime to the ridiculous in this episode. Resist the Host
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| Brad |
Posted on 02-08-2022 18:46
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Hello all. Jarvik and the spider tonight. Oh, good. Are you saying that Jarvik are compatible? Not at all. The spider has a much warmer personality. Modthra |
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| littlesue |
Posted on 02-08-2022 18:46
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I trust Mr Huggy is averting his gaze from a certain cleavage
Cold! You don't know the meaning of the word cold! Cold is when you have ice on the INSIDE of your window!! Sue's Book Shelf https://www.mediafire.com/folder/z1xg...Zine_Shelf Sue's Stories sues stories https://sjlittle.webs.com Rebel Run Video https://youtu.be/8prqS-XZtLo |
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| Lorna |
Posted on 02-08-2022 18:47
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Hello all. Jarvik and the spider tonight. Oh, good. Are you saying that Jarvik are compatible? Not at all. The spider has a much warmer personality. giggle!!! I look behind me, what do I see? A pair of golden wings seem to be attached to me.
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| Hugbot |
Posted on 02-08-2022 18:47
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Nice costume, Dayna! |
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| Lurena |
Posted on 02-08-2022 18:47
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Good evening all! I know, I'm a bit late... *No, I am not. I am not expendable, I'm not stupid, and I'm not going.*
Lara&Sue's Blake's 7 stories click here to see my heartfelt tribute to Paul Darrow, Kerr Avon Forever |
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| OneSparePart |
Posted on 02-08-2022 18:48
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Just getting ready, despite a slightly damp keyboard (yes Mr Huggy, I'm pointing to you). Tea, choccie and biccies almost prepared. But tell me, TT, why was it that, back in the day, whenever the dear old Beeb deigned to mention B7 they either showed a piccie of the Decimas (from the Web ) or a piccie of Boris the spider thingy? These pictures were usually followed by roars of laughter from the audience (although it may have been canned laughter, who knows?) Nobody thought SF was serious drama for years Quite right. It would take Babylon 5 and Farscape to change that attitude. Two series, incidentally, that were heavily influenced by B7. To be fair Star Trek TNG for a time was in competition with B5 and added to the change of attitude. Edited by OneSparePart on 02-08-2022 18:48 Silflay hraka, u embleer rah!
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| Lorna |
Posted on 02-08-2022 18:48
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Good evening all! I know, I'm a bit late... Better than never 
I look behind me, what do I see? A pair of golden wings seem to be attached to me.
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| Lurena |
Posted on 02-08-2022 18:48
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Hello all. Jarvik and the spider tonight. Oh, good. Are you saying that Jarvik are compatible? Not at all. The spider has a much warmer personality. giggle!!! Hahaha You are already on the track!
*No, I am not. I am not expendable, I'm not stupid, and I'm not going.*
Lara&Sue's Blake's 7 stories click here to see my heartfelt tribute to Paul Darrow, Kerr Avon Forever |
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| Brad |
Posted on 02-08-2022 18:48
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Tarrant showing off.... wait.... Tarrant.
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| Lurena |
Posted on 02-08-2022 18:49
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*No, I am not. I am not expendable, I'm not stupid, and I'm not going.*
Lara&Sue's Blake's 7 stories click here to see my heartfelt tribute to Paul Darrow, Kerr Avon Forever |
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| Brad |
Posted on 02-08-2022 18:49
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Blake's 7 invents the Pet Rock. (age test)
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| Lurena |
Posted on 02-08-2022 18:49
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Servalan has short-come of decorative staff ... Bring this Jarvik to me *No, I am not. I am not expendable, I'm not stupid, and I'm not going.*
Lara&Sue's Blake's 7 stories click here to see my heartfelt tribute to Paul Darrow, Kerr Avon Forever |
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| Lurena |
Posted on 02-08-2022 18:50
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Oh! Avon is in love! I can see it in his eyes! Lucky Sopron!
*No, I am not. I am not expendable, I'm not stupid, and I'm not going.*
Lara&Sue's Blake's 7 stories click here to see my heartfelt tribute to Paul Darrow, Kerr Avon Forever |
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| Lorna |
Posted on 02-08-2022 18:50
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What do the rest of you think? Is it in character for Avon to be so obsessed?
I look behind me, what do I see? A pair of golden wings seem to be attached to me.
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| Brad |
Posted on 02-08-2022 18:50
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You're standing like that again Mister Jarvik.
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| Hugbot |
Posted on 02-08-2022 18:50
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'Earth temperatures, you said.' Well, I guess Avon didn't indicate whether he meant the temperature at the equator or at the north pole. |
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| Brad |
Posted on 02-08-2022 18:51
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What do the rest of you think? Is it in character for Avon to be so obsessed? I refer you to Terminal and Blake. Modthra |
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| Lorna |
Posted on 02-08-2022 18:51
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What do the rest of you think? Is it in character for Avon to be so obsessed? I refer you to Terminal and Blake. Good point. I look behind me, what do I see? A pair of golden wings seem to be attached to me.
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| Lurena |
Posted on 02-08-2022 18:51
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What do the rest of you think? Is it in character for Avon to be so obsessed? No, it's weird! Maybe he can be obsessed from time to time, but then he will never show it! *No, I am not. I am not expendable, I'm not stupid, and I'm not going.*
Lara&Sue's Blake's 7 stories click here to see my heartfelt tribute to Paul Darrow, Kerr Avon Forever |
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| Brad |
Posted on 02-08-2022 18:52
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Oh! Avon is in love! I can see it in his eyes! Lucky Sopron! Of course, he is in love. He looked at Sopron and saw an enhanced image of... himself. Modthra |
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| Hugbot |
Posted on 02-08-2022 18:53
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'Have you nothing to say to Servalan?' 'Me Jarvik, you Servalan!' |
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| Brad |
Posted on 02-08-2022 18:53
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Tarrant is a man.... Um... survey says.... Modthra |
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| Lurena |
Posted on 02-08-2022 18:53
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* roar * love the Jarvik "woman ..." etc. *No, I am not. I am not expendable, I'm not stupid, and I'm not going.*
Lara&Sue's Blake's 7 stories click here to see my heartfelt tribute to Paul Darrow, Kerr Avon Forever |
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| littlesue |
Posted on 02-08-2022 18:53
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'Have you nothing to say to Servalan?' 'Me Jarvik, you Servalan!'
Cold! You don't know the meaning of the word cold! Cold is when you have ice on the INSIDE of your window!! Sue's Book Shelf https://www.mediafire.com/folder/z1xg...Zine_Shelf Sue's Stories sues stories https://sjlittle.webs.com Rebel Run Video https://youtu.be/8prqS-XZtLo |
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