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UK Rewatch - A5 The Web
trevor travis
The episode: Albert Five – The Web (Carry On Again Homicidal Maniac)
The date: Tuesday, February 1st, 2022
The time: 7.45pm UK time

In which we learn, even if you’re a big smarty pants, you still have to do the basics, such as shut the front door, as otherwise anyone could get in your base, such as a band of three-foot tall homicidal maniacs. Oh, and Cally gets taken over for the first time, after being on Libby for around five minutes. This possibly doesn’t bode well for the crew. Especially if she gets taken over by Talkie Toaster and forces them to eat 59 slices of toast each day (obligatory Red Dwarf reference).

Episode in a word: Decimas.
Characters to cheer: The homicidal maniacs, who are so much cuter than the homicidal maniacs from last week’s episode.
Character to boo: That gestalt thingy in the fish tank.
Is Soolin looking lovely this week?: Yes.
Recognisable Face: Deep Roy (Decima) played Mr Sin in the Doctor Who serial The Talons Of Weng-Chiang. He was also EVERY Oompa-Loompa in the revamped Charlie And The Chocolate Factory movie. Oh, and of course in B7, he was also Ze Klute, Moloch and a Link.
Best exchange: BLAKE: “What caused the malfunction? Well?” ZEN: “Involvement is not permitted.” BLAKE: “If the ship's blown up, lofty disinterest won't save you.”

Blake’s 7 will return in… Carry On Space Commander
Vote Og.
 
Brad
We ran into Auranor's 'Lost.'
On the planet of white candy floss.
He made Cally get busy, and Jenna quite dizzy,
Alas Saymon 'tanked' as the boss.
i.imgur.com/AD5ikh4.png
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OneSparePart
BLAKE: “What caused the malfunction? Well?” ZEN: “Involvement is not permitted.” BLAKE: “If the ship's blown up, lofty disinterest won't save you.”

One of my favourite lines. I nearly choked laughing to it once...no, no, don't worry. I'm all right now...Grin
There's an angel standing in the sun Free to get back home
 
Lorna
This episode is where the crew decide to be nasty to Gan. I really like Gan and I dont appreciate the cheap jibes!!
 
littlesue
Right..tea, choccie, biccies...I wonder, have I shut the back door......?
Cold! You don't know the meaning of the word cold!
Cold is when you have ice on the INSIDE of your window!!


Sue's Book Shelf https://www.mediafire.com/folder/z1xg...Zine_Shelf
Sue's Stories sues stories https://sjlittle.webs.com
Rebel Run Video https://youtu.be/8prqS-XZtLo
 
OneSparePart
Eh up ducks. It's time for the walking cabbage menace.
There's an angel standing in the sun Free to get back home
 
Paula
Hello all.
Resist the Host




 
littlesue


Hi there
Cold! You don't know the meaning of the word cold!
Cold is when you have ice on the INSIDE of your window!!


Sue's Book Shelf https://www.mediafire.com/folder/z1xg...Zine_Shelf
Sue's Stories sues stories https://sjlittle.webs.com
Rebel Run Video https://youtu.be/8prqS-XZtLo
 
Vanessa Doffenshmirtz
Bonjour.
I used to be such a sweet, sweet thing
Till they got a hold of me
 
M1795537OCVirn
Well hello, everyone. I wonder who's going to show up tonight? This has to be one of the most ridiculous episodes in terms of props etc, but it does end up with Blake facing a real issue or two. Unfortunately, decisions are not what he's good at...
"You're not sulking, I hope?"
 
Lorna
Hi Everyone
 
Paula
Don't want to bring everyone down, but where we live, we have the potential for 20 inches of snow in the next 2 days. Hurrah for winter....now where's that darned soma!
Resist the Host




 
Brad
Is The Rover looking for Number 6?
i.imgur.com/AD5ikh4.png
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Lorna

Paula wrote:

Don't want to bring everyone down, but where we live, we have the potential for 20 inches of snow in the next 2 days. Hurrah for winter....now where's that darned soma!


Thinking of you both!
 
littlesue


My French teacher said that I was the only person he knew who could speak French with an 'Ampshire accent!!!
Cold! You don't know the meaning of the word cold!
Cold is when you have ice on the INSIDE of your window!!


Sue's Book Shelf https://www.mediafire.com/folder/z1xg...Zine_Shelf
Sue's Stories sues stories https://sjlittle.webs.com
Rebel Run Video https://youtu.be/8prqS-XZtLo
 
OneSparePart
They must come...to Boris's party! Yay! Boogie on down while the little people suffer....
There's an angel standing in the sun Free to get back home
 
Vanessa Doffenshmirtz

Paula wrote:

Don't want to bring everyone down, but where we live, we have the potential for 20 inches of snow in the next 2 days. Hurrah for winter....now where's that darned soma!


I heard about that. East coast got hit over the week-end and now across the midwest. we seem to be avoiding the worst of the winter weather.
I used to be such a sweet, sweet thing
Till they got a hold of me
 
Brad

Paula wrote:

Don't want to bring everyone down, but where we live, we have the potential for 20 inches of snow in the next 2 days. Hurrah for winter....now where's that darned soma!


We've had worse.
i.imgur.com/AD5ikh4.png
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AnneArthur
Evening all!
 
OneSparePart
2 minutes with the crew and already causing trouble...
There's an angel standing in the sun Free to get back home
 
Nixxie
Gung Hey Fat Choi everyone! It is the Chinese new year & the beginning of the Tiger year.
What signs do we think the crew are? https://chinesenewyear.net/zodiac/

I think Blake is a grumpy goat today!!
 
Brad
Thank you, Cally, that's exactly what I thought of the outfit, too.
i.imgur.com/AD5ikh4.png
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AnneArthur

OneSparePart wrote:

They must come...to Boris's party! Yay! Boogie on down while the little people suffer....


Quite.
 
Vanessa Doffenshmirtz

littlesue wrote:



My French teacher said that I was the only person he knew who could speak French with an 'Ampshire accent!!!


I have a mix of accents, NE England French and Quebecois French on the words I learnt here.
I used to be such a sweet, sweet thing
Till they got a hold of me
 
Nixxie
the corridors are a bit more grungy than usual today - had they not made the proper sets yet?
 
Lurena
Good evening everyone!
I was already logged in, but my Internet connection seems to fail a bit and the site is very slow for me. (we had a huge storm yesterday)
How far in are you?
*No, I am not. I am not expendable, I'm not stupid, and I'm not going.*
Lara&Sue's Blake's 7 stories
click here to see my heartfelt tribute to Paul Darrow, Kerr Avon Forever
 
trevor travis
Hi everyone!

Soolin is looking lovely this week!
Vote Og.
 
Brad
I'm interested in your work...

And the shipping begins.
i.imgur.com/AD5ikh4.png
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littlesue
Ohhhh...THAT button top..now, which one should I Press????
Cold! You don't know the meaning of the word cold!
Cold is when you have ice on the INSIDE of your window!!


Sue's Book Shelf https://www.mediafire.com/folder/z1xg...Zine_Shelf
Sue's Stories sues stories https://sjlittle.webs.com
Rebel Run Video https://youtu.be/8prqS-XZtLo
 
Vanessa Doffenshmirtz
Bit of hairy chest there.
I used to be such a sweet, sweet thing
Till they got a hold of me
 
Paula

Lurena wrote:

Good evening everyone!
I was already logged in, but my Internet connection seems to fail a bit and the site is very slow for me. (we had a huge storm yesterday)
How far in are you?


5 minutes in
Resist the Host




 
trevor travis

Brad wrote:

I'm interested in your work...

And the shipping begins.


I think you'll find that was last week, when Cally was looking Avon up-and-down according to a certain piece of B7 literature Wink
Vote Og.
 
littlesue
I'm interested in your work...that knocked him for six
Cold! You don't know the meaning of the word cold!
Cold is when you have ice on the INSIDE of your window!!


Sue's Book Shelf https://www.mediafire.com/folder/z1xg...Zine_Shelf
Sue's Stories sues stories https://sjlittle.webs.com
Rebel Run Video https://youtu.be/8prqS-XZtLo
 
littlesue

Vanessa Doffenshmirtz wrote:

Bit of hairy chest there.


Steady....
Cold! You don't know the meaning of the word cold!
Cold is when you have ice on the INSIDE of your window!!


Sue's Book Shelf https://www.mediafire.com/folder/z1xg...Zine_Shelf
Sue's Stories sues stories https://sjlittle.webs.com
Rebel Run Video https://youtu.be/8prqS-XZtLo
 
trevor travis

littlesue wrote:

Ohhhh...THAT button top..now, which one should I Press????


I've pressed pause, so Gan has a stationary target while he thumps Mr Condescending Grin Grin
Vote Og.
 
Brad

trevor travis wrote:

Brad wrote:

I'm interested in your work...

And the shipping begins.


I think you'll find that was last week, when Cally was looking Avon up-and-down according to a certain piece of B7 literature Wink


But it takes two to ship, and Avon's reaction this week is telling.
i.imgur.com/AD5ikh4.png
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Paula

Nixxie wrote:

the corridors are a bit more grungy than usual today - had they not made the proper sets yet?


The question is, why is Blake sleeping in a corridor? They probably hadn't made a proper cabin room set yet.
Resist the Host




 
Lorna
Welcome Lurena I hope you can stay with us!!
 
Nixxie

littlesue wrote:

I'm interested in your work...that knocked him for six


well quite - we know his past with the ladies (or lady) though... he' not used to trusting
 
Lorna

Paula wrote:

Nixxie wrote:

the corridors are a bit more grungy than usual today - had they not made the proper sets yet?


The question is, why is Blake sleeping in a corridor? They probably hadn't made a proper cabin room set yet.


And hasn't he found the Pyjamas.
 
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