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UK Rewatch - A3 Cygnus Alpha
trevor travis
The episode: Albert Three – Cygnus Alpha (Carry On SHOUTING)
The date: Tuesday, January 19th, 2021
The time: 7.45pm UK time

In which BRIAN BLESSED shouts a lot; Zen introduces himself; Gan gets a snog off Pamela Salem; and God is called Neil.

Episode in a word: Religion.
Character to cheer: Lord Vargas – I realise that technically he’s a baddie, but who cares? And it’s B7, so the lines between good and bad are blurred anyway.
Character to boo: Blake, when he deceives Jenna and Avon. Not for the last time.
Is Soolin looking lovely this week?: Yes.
Recognisable Face: Pamela Salem (Kara) has been in loads of stuff – Doctor Who, EastEnders and James Bond for starters.
Best line: “GORDON’S ALIVE!” Whoops, wrong show. OK, lets’s go for: BLAKE: “Handgun?” AVON: “It's a bit elaborate for a toothpick.”

Blake’s will return in… Carry On Homicidal Maniac
 
JustBrad
Dear Mum, well, I made it to Cygnus Alpha in one piece. I’ll have to wait for the next prison ship to post this letter and hope that nice Mister Artix is on it (he posted my last letter, if you got it).

This planet is a bit naff. It’s dark and drafty, and run by a cult that worships a rather poorly carved bust of some bloke called…. called… what is that god’s name? What did that big, loud priest call him, oh, yes, Neil. “ Behold your god, Neil!”

Yes, I stole that joke. You know I’m a thief, right?

All the clergy dress like Gregorian monks. You remember I wanted to be a Gregorian monk when I was a kid, but I never got the chants.

Yes, I stole that joke, too.

Anyway, back to that priest. He’s big and loud and mean and a bit mad. In other words, typical clergy. He wanders around muttering to himself, insisting this one bloke is alive. I have no idea what he’s talking about. I don’t even know who Gordon is. I think he wants to take his clergy on a road trip. He keeps bellowing, "Drive, my frock men, drive!”

Sorry. One day on this miserable planet and Flash Gordon jokes seem funny. I’m cracking up. That’s what it is. But don’t worry about me. Gan is here, and he’s looking out for me, and none of the other inmates will cross him. I'm still worried about that priest, though.

Well, goodbye, mum. This is likely my last letter. If I can ever post it.

Love, Vila.

PS Would you believe it? Those three alphas (the ones that stole the space ship). They came back for me, well, me and Gan. I’m sending this letter through the ship’s computer. As for that mad priest, I can’t really explain how this ship works, let’s just say he took a long walk in a short airlock.

I wonder how Gordon is doing….
i.imgur.com/AD5ikh4.png
MODthra
 
One Spare Part
Brad - if I have learned anything since joining here, it is to love groan-worthy, brilliant-terrible jokes. Really, I never stood a chants... Grin
What larks!Frown
"We're in the centre of a mystical convergence here."
 
Hugbot
i.imgur.com/NCYcdXB.jpg
 
trevor travis
Posting so Sue doesn't see that Huggy has posted Grin
 
littlesue
trevor travis wrote:

Posting so Sue doesn't see that Huggy has posted Grin


Getting crafty now are we? Grin
Cold.....you don't know the meaning of cold.
Cold is when you have ice on the INSIDE of the window!!!


sues stories http://sjlittle.w...
sues youtube channel http://www.youtub...e54/videos
sues book shelf https://www.media...ne%20Shelf
rebel run video http://www.youtub...prqS-XZtLo
Lara and Sue's Stories http://lectorisal....webs.com/
 
Lurena
Hahaha Brad! Very good! Now I'm curious to know if Vila managed to steal that priest's sneakers laces?
Lara&Sue's Blake's 7 stories and *my PD as Kerr Avon Tribute*
*No, I am not. I am not expendable, I'm not stupid, and I'm not going.*
 
http://lectorisalutem.webs.com/
Orac v zen
Evening all,Suzy and I are here.
And Suzy was very sick but ok now and thanks for the well wishes
Seek-locate-destroy (B7)
I Plan To Live Forever Or Die Trying! (B7)
Give me Maximum power!! (B7)
CAN YOU FEEL THE VIBES,,,,,,BABY,,yeah (Kawasaki Versys 650)
Go For The Head!!!! (Shaun of the Dead)
 
littlesue
Tonight I am watching on the big flat screen as a certain Hubby is watching the footie on the comp....but I'm not going to put the surround sound on because The Blessed would possibly shake the walls down! So it's biccies, choccies and a cuppa plus earplugs!
Cold.....you don't know the meaning of cold.
Cold is when you have ice on the INSIDE of the window!!!


sues stories http://sjlittle.w...
sues youtube channel http://www.youtub...e54/videos
sues book shelf https://www.media...ne%20Shelf
rebel run video http://www.youtub...prqS-XZtLo
Lara and Sue's Stories http://lectorisal....webs.com/
 
Travisina
Quick hail & farewell - I've got a Zoom meeting, and will miss this ep.
See some of you for repeat of Cygnus Alpha on the Saturday morning Downunder Rewatch!
===========================
My views are my own.

VILA: I'm entitled to my opinion.
AVON: It is your assumption that we are entitled to it as well that is irritating.


Twitter: @TravisinaB7
 
trevor travis
littlesue wrote:

Tonight I am watching on the big flat screen as a certain Hubby is watching the footie on the comp....but I'm not going to put the surround sound on because The Blessed would possibly shake the walls down! So it's biccies, choccies and a cuppa plus earplugs!


Do you mean THE BLESSED!
 
trevor travis
Travisina wrote:

Quick hail & farewell - I've got a Zoom meeting, and will miss this ep.
See some of you for repeat of Cygnus Alpha on the Saturday morning Downunder Rewatch!


YES. HOPEFULLY I WILL GET UP ON TIME ON SATURDAY Wink
 
Orac v zen
Travisina wrote:

Quick hail & farewell - I've got a Zoom meeting, and will miss this ep.
See some of you for repeat of Cygnus Alpha on the Saturday morning Downunder Rewatch!

Tell them lost internet
Seek-locate-destroy (B7)
I Plan To Live Forever Or Die Trying! (B7)
Give me Maximum power!! (B7)
CAN YOU FEEL THE VIBES,,,,,,BABY,,yeah (Kawasaki Versys 650)
Go For The Head!!!! (Shaun of the Dead)
 
littlesue
trevor travis wrote:

littlesue wrote:

Tonight I am watching on the big flat screen as a certain Hubby is watching the footie on the comp....but I'm not going to put the surround sound on because The Blessed would possibly shake the walls down! So it's biccies, choccies and a cuppa plus earplugs!


Do you mean THE BLESSED!

That's the chap
Cold.....you don't know the meaning of cold.
Cold is when you have ice on the INSIDE of the window!!!


sues stories http://sjlittle.w...
sues youtube channel http://www.youtub...e54/videos
sues book shelf https://www.media...ne%20Shelf
rebel run video http://www.youtub...prqS-XZtLo
Lara and Sue's Stories http://lectorisal....webs.com/
 
trevor travis
HI EVERYONE!

SORRY, I'M SHOUTING, BUT THERE'S A BLOKE WITH A BEARD RAISING HIS VOICE AND I CAN HARDLY HEAR MYSELF THINK!

JUST GETTING EVERYTHING READY FOR THE EPISODE.
 
Orac v zen
GORDONS ALIVE,whoops cross over
Seek-locate-destroy (B7)
I Plan To Live Forever Or Die Trying! (B7)
Give me Maximum power!! (B7)
CAN YOU FEEL THE VIBES,,,,,,BABY,,yeah (Kawasaki Versys 650)
Go For The Head!!!! (Shaun of the Dead)
 
Orac v zen
Glass of wine EACH this week as last week Suzy was sick and I felt ill.
But both ok todayGrin
Seek-locate-destroy (B7)
I Plan To Live Forever Or Die Trying! (B7)
Give me Maximum power!! (B7)
CAN YOU FEEL THE VIBES,,,,,,BABY,,yeah (Kawasaki Versys 650)
Go For The Head!!!! (Shaun of the Dead)
 
Hugbot
EVENING ALL! Oops

I WONDER IF THE NEIGHBOURS WILL COMPLAIN ABOUT THE SHOUTING.
ALTHOUGH THEY MIGHT NOT HEAR IT IF THEIR SON IS THROWING ANOTHER OF HIS TANTRUMS.
 
JustBrad
trevor travis wrote:

HI EVERYONE!

SORRY, I'M SHOUTING, BUT THERE'S A BLOKE WITH A BEARD RAISING HIS VOICE AND I CAN HARDLY HEAR MYSELF THINK!



Sorry, but I've gotten a little hard of hearing.... Surprised you can hear me at all over the internet.
i.imgur.com/AD5ikh4.png
MODthra
 
JustBrad
Hugbot wrote:


ALTHOUGH THEY MIGHT NOT HEAR IT IF THEIR SON IS THROWING ANOTHER OF HIS TANTRUMS.


What's the matter? Won't they let him watch Blake's 7 ?
i.imgur.com/AD5ikh4.png
MODthra
 
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