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Stuck Indoors? (The covid 19 pass the time thread)
Joe Dredd
This is the thread for any activities we can think of to help entertain and cheer each other during these current stuck-at-home times.

All props and kudos to the kind hearted (and hard working) Travisina for coming up with the idea.
 
Joe Dredd
i.imgur.com/A72r4Ht.jpg

Okay contestants, it's time for ROUND 1 of BLAKE-TY BLANK

Your task is to suggest possible words or phrases that fill the blanks below.

Suddenly I'm hip deep in BLANK

I want to be free of BLANK

BLANK or BLANK, the choice is yours

I sell my BLANK


Remember, keep it clean, tuck your elbows in, and only four per customer.
 
Anniew
heroes him talk or scream. Skills
Just because I can't sing doesn't mean I won't.
 
Joe Dredd
My apologies Annie, the idea is to come up with something other than the real answer.

For example,

Suddenly I'm hip deep in TOILET PAPER
 
Anniew
The one time I though I knew an answer!!!

Okay

Suddenly I am hip deep in grandkids ( for the next 6 months!)

I want to be free of handwashing

School work or spifflication, the choice is yours.

I Sell my spleen (for a repeat of B7 on the telly)
Just because I can't sing doesn't mean I won't.
 
littlesue
Anniew wrote:

I Sell my spleen (for a repeat of B7 on the telly)


Well considering that the Beeb may have to show repeats soon....your wish may be granted. But don't hold your breath.....
 
JustBrad
This reminds me of American Talk Show Host Jimmy Kimmel's bit "Unnecessary Censorship.' If it reminds anyone else of that, let's keep the family nature of the board in mind.... Smile
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MODthra
 
littlesue
Here goes
Suddenly I'm hip deep in Prawn Cocktail Pringles
I want to be free of this flaming cough.
White wine or Red wine, the choice is yours.
I'd sell my collection of Sylvac Pottery for a Blue Ray Edition of B7
Cold.....you don't know the meaning of cold.
Cold is when you have ice on the INSIDE of the window!!!


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sues youtube channel http://www.youtub...e54/videos
sues book shelf https://www.media...ne%20Shelf
rebel run video http://www.youtub...prqS-XZtLo
Lara and Sue's Stories http://lectorisal....webs.com/
 
Travisina
JustBrad wrote:

This reminds me of American Talk Show Host Jimmy Kimmel's bit "Unnecessary Censorship.' If it reminds anyone else of that, let's keep the family nature of the board in mind.... Smile

Is that where you leave out certain words or lyrics of an innocent song to make it seem rude? We did that a lot during our mis-spent teens!
Twitter: @TravisinaB7
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A statement of fact cannot be insolent
 
One Spare Part
Suddenly I'm hip deep in library books which we are wiping down...

I want to be free of having no money

Prawn cocktail crisps or cyanide, the choice is yours

I sell my (paracetamol) pills to the highest bidder
"We're in the centre of a mystical convergence here."
 
BradPaula
Travisina wrote:

JustBrad wrote:

This reminds me of American Talk Show Host Jimmy Kimmel's bit "Unnecessary Censorship.' If it reminds anyone else of that, let's keep the family nature of the board in mind.... Smile

Is that where you leave out certain words or lyrics of an innocent song to make it seem rude? We did that a lot during our mis-spent teens!


Yes. and it's often hysterical.
Zil: Oneness must resist the Host.
 
Cygnus Bazza
Focusing on the current state of the nation and indeed the planet:

Suddenly I'm hip deep in THE TURGID WATERS OF THE SLOUGH OF DESPOND

I want to be free of THE TURGID WATERS OF THE SLOUGH OF DESPOND - WEREN'T YOU LISTENING???

THIS EMPTY SHELF or THAT EMPTY SHELF, the choice is yours, DEAR CUSTOMER - AND DON'T FORGET, YOUR FEEDBACK IS IMPORTANT TO US

I sell my IMAGINARY SET OF NOVELTY SHOT GLASSES FOR A SUM LARGE ENOUGH TO BUY A SINGLE BLACK-MARKET BOG ROLL
 
Vanessa Doffenshmirtz
Suddenly I'm hip deep in snow...not started to properly defrost yet

I want to be free of snow

Snow or weeds, the choice is yours

I sell my snow

Why yes I do have severe cabin fever.Due to the large snow banks and self-isolation.

Is it time for Supermen Stinks, yet?
I used to be such a sweet sweet thing
Till they got a hold of me.
 
Lurena
Suddenly I'm hip deep in time off

I want to be free of my coughing neighbour

Avon series ABC or Avon series D, the choice is yours

I sell my supply of Duct tape as substitute for toilet paper (that will teach them!)
Lara&Sue's Blake's 7 stories and *my PD as Kerr Avon Tribute*
*No, I am not. I am not expendable, I'm not stupid, and I'm not going.*
 
http://lectorisalutem.webs.com/
Joe Dredd
Lurena wrote:

I sell my supply of Duct tape as substitute for toilet paper


Ouch! :O
 
Lurena
Joe Dredd wrote:

Lurena wrote:

I sell my supply of Duct tape as substitute for toilet paper


Ouch! Shock

Why? Duct tape is not edible either, is it?
Lara&Sue's Blake's 7 stories and *my PD as Kerr Avon Tribute*
*No, I am not. I am not expendable, I'm not stupid, and I'm not going.*
 
http://lectorisalutem.webs.com/
Joe Dredd
I don't know about edible, but using it as a substitute for toilet paper sounds pretty painful.

They do say duct tape is like the Force though - it binds things together and has a light side and a dark side.
 
Hugbot
Lurena wrote:

I sell my supply of Duct tape as substitute for toilet paper (that will teach them!)

GrinGrinGrin
Reminds me of the time when a friend of mine toyed with the idea of writing a satirical sci-fi story. Among others, the people in that story had "desintegrator toilet paper" - you had to be very careful applying it!
 
stormypetrel
Suddenly Iím hip-deep in bicycles (I joke not- thereís three in the living room alone!)
I want to be free of the ironing pile
What do they do with all the pasta and toilet roll? Eat it or use it for junk modelling, the choice is yours.
I sell my random heap of spare cycle parts (really. Anyone? Please?)
 
JustBrad
Hugbot wrote:

Lurena wrote:

I sell my supply of Duct tape as substitute for toilet paper (that will teach them!)

GrinGrinGrin
Reminds me of the time when a friend of mine toyed with the idea of writing a satirical sci-fi story. Among others, the people in that story had "desintegrator toilet paper" - you had to be very careful applying it!


The story goes that James Doohan was on a Star Trek panel when asked where the toilets were on the Enterprise.
He allegedly replied that there weren't any. That the crew used the teleport, or if they couldn't make it to the teleport bay, used a phaser to dispose of the waste, bringing a whole new meaning to the phrase, To Boldly Go....
i.imgur.com/AD5ikh4.png
MODthra
 
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