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Who is your Favourite Guest Rebel?

Avalon - (Project Avalon)
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22% [37 Votes]

Selma - (Horizon)
Selma - (Horizon)
4% [6 Votes]

Tyce - (Bounty)
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13% [22 Votes]

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15% [24 Votes]

Hal Mellanby - (Aftermath)
Hal Mellanby - (Aftermath)
17% [28 Votes]

Hunda - (Traitor)
Hunda - (Traitor)
4% [7 Votes]

Deva - (Blake)
Deva - (Blake)
11% [18 Votes]

5% [8 Votes]

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Limericks by Brad Black - Season A

Limericks by Brad Black
Season A

The Way Back

Roj Blake was a would-be reformer.
Framed for a crime that’s a corker.
Jenna and Vila
Join his band of guerrillas
But who is that bloke in the corner?

Space Fall
That Raiker's a real Blake hater,
Though he likes Jenna and tried to 'date' her.
She gave him the slip
To salvage a ship,
And christened it her Liberator.

Cygnus Alpha
He’d hoped to become a new deity,
by shouting down the Cygnus laity.
Alas for his slight deep space frailty.

Time Squad
When it comes to galactic hitch hikers,
Avoid the ones dressed up as bikers.
An orange clad telepath
Gives Blake a dirt bath, 
Jenna's cold, but I think Avon likes 'er.

The Web
We ran into Auranor's 'Lost'
On the planet of white candy floss.
He made Cally get busy
And Jenna quite dizzy,
Alas, Saymon 'tanked' as the boss.

Seek Locate Destroy
While seeking a hug, our dear Bot
Locates Cally, who promptly gets caught
That one-eyed cad Travis
Springs a trap that’s quite lavish,
But Blake hits him in his blind spot

Mission To Destiny
The note read five-four-one-two-four.
They were dead or passed out on the floor. 
We could solve this myst'ry
Like Agatha Christie
But we'll just leave a bomb on the door.

I think I saw this once on Star Trek,
Sans the arboreal bed check.
Blake's pointed stick
Just might do the trick,
But Keyeira's a pain in the neck.

Project Avalon
As Blake slowly garners his fame,
That Travis is still his prime bane.
As her comrades die,
Poor Avalon cries,
“Curses, I'm foiled again!”

Gan finds himself in quite a plight,
As this time he gets the spotlight.
But he's never pompous,
In fact he's unconscious,
As his friends and companions take flight.

Tarvin was a mean Amagon Pirate
Bullied Jenna, her trust he did violate.
Her friends didn’t trust her,
Tarvin thought he had sussed her
Now he’s pushing up daisies and violets.

They left Jenna down on the planet.
Returning so they could recant it.
Then Kerr found a rocket,
Olag tried to mock it
'Cuz nobody down there could man it.

There was a technician named Ensor
Built a portable insult dispenser.
It told half a story
With details quite gory
To make the cliff hanger intenser.



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